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Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/28/2006 1:16:36 AM   
enigmabrat


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Ok for those of you that dont know a skort is shorts with a skirt. Looking at it it looks like a squirt you cant tell there are shorts there
    any way I used to see this Dom for discapline sesstion and he always insited on me wearing a skirt because the way he liked to spank was to warm up by takeing me over his lap spanking on the skirt then being able to pull the squirt up to spank on the panties then to pull the panties... well you get the picture....
   any way i hated skirts but it didnt hurt me (well it "hurt" me but well you understand) so i wore one everytime we met... Well we had been seeing eachother for about 2x's a month for about 2 years when this happend (no we never did anything but spanking!!!) I desided one time that I wanted to wear this new skort I had just baught it was so very cute  (lol he thought so at first too) Any way we went to lunch and then we went to scene... he did his normal get over my lap comands along with his lecture and me beeing the good girl I am I obayed. He started the spanking and then pulled up the skirt like he always did at that point. He  got so confused  when he pulled up the squirt and the squirt was still there!! He was fumbling with the fabric of the skort so much that he droped me on the floor... Which worked out good for me because I was laughen so hard i was gunna fall off his lap anyway.
His face was kinda confused and kinda angry... At that point I knew I was gunna regret my little joke.... He couldnt help but laugh a little himself though it did caust me some extra with the brush and cane!!!

I just thought of this story while shopping the other day and thought it was funny... and I think every now and then its nice to see the lighter side of the BDSM world!!

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/28/2006 1:30:24 AM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/28/2006 1:33:42 AM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/29/2006 3:31:52 PM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/29/2006 3:46:58 PM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/29/2006 6:39:55 PM   
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giggles and grins

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/29/2006 7:58:47 PM   
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it was bratty wasnt it.... but it was SOOO funny

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/30/2006 8:49:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just reading this was enough to confuse me one second you got a skirt on the next a skort and if that isnt bad enough you throw on a squirt. If it was me the next time we met I would just tell you to drop them and bend over my knee will warm it up bare.

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 6/30/2006 9:20:06 PM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/1/2006 10:44:51 AM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		Wayward, playfull.... you two are so mean!!!
Wayward... I always hated when he got to the bare bottom part of the spanking... no matter how many times we met this always made me squeek!!! It isnt that the spanks hurt more on the bare though they do (maybe thats in my head) but the words "bare your bottom" send a chill through me!!! (hehe that isnt all bad!!) 
though I am curiuse to hear how other Doms would handle the same situation!!!

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/3/2006 7:00:47 PM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/5/2006 5:31:47 AM   
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It was priceless and totaly worth the extra spanks!!!!

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/6/2006 5:47:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Start checking first, if you are wearing one of those... take it off.  We'll start on the panties!  

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/6/2006 7:50:33 PM   
enigmabrat


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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/7/2006 5:50:54 AM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/7/2006 9:01:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes Moms do call them Koolatts. Mom had us waring them all summer long, the are very airie and have easy access from either the front or back.

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/8/2006 7:00:54 PM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/9/2006 5:14:53 AM   
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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/9/2006 9:57:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		I loove it when men struggle to get an item of clothing off of us and they make that snarling growling noise in frustration.  Kinda remeinds me of 1/2 hungry animal and 1/2 pouting little boy cause he can't figure out how to get his toy to work.  Lace up tight bodices from ren fair wear, always pose a possible growling fit.

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RE: Confuse your Dom wear a squort - 7/9/2006 4:30:17 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		LOL yeah dancer perfect way to describe it a pouting lil boy that cant figure out how to get his toy to work!! I love it!!!! and it was so so so funny!!

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