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splatterpunk -> hi i'm splatterpunk (7/16/2013 8:52:06 PM)

hi i'm splatterpunk. i like punk rock, nero wolfe books and movies with chainsaws.

right now i'm eating a peach and watching an episode of the dungeons and dragons cartoon (1985).

let's all be fast friends.



TNDommeK -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/16/2013 9:41:54 PM)

Hi! I just drank some home made peach tea.
Chainsaws are pretty cool.
Welcome!



splatterpunk -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/16/2013 10:39:43 PM)

thanks for the welcome yo. also thanks for reminding me i have a whole box of sweet ginger peach black tea that i haven't even opened yet.

tbqh i'm not really supposed to play with chainsaws, because of a Problem once. but there are absolutely not court orders against me enjoying movies in which chainsaws are wielded.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/17/2013 12:49:11 AM)

Screw the chainsaws.

You've got ginger peach black tea?



splatterpunk -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/17/2013 2:56:29 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Screw the chainsaws.

You've got ginger peach black tea?


yeah dude turns out i have a box of orange chocolate tea, too. ol' splatterpunk is sittin' pretty



Rasciallymisty -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/17/2013 6:24:23 AM)

[sm=hello.gif] and [sm=welcome.gif]



garyFLR -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/17/2013 6:43:16 AM)

Hi Splatterpunk,

I've seen you on the Forums, I hope you find what you're looking for.

All the best, Gary.



SwitchNSpanky -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/17/2013 10:40:53 AM)

Welcome! And I loved those old Dungeons and Dragons cartoons! Very cool.



OohAahMrs -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/19/2013 6:46:18 AM)

Welcome splatt, anyone with a chainsaw is a bastard. Think of the tree Goddammit!



mnottertail -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/19/2013 6:47:34 AM)

What about the chain? Is it not its nature to saw the tree? Who will care for and feed the chain?



MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: hi i'm splatterpunk (7/19/2013 7:12:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

Welcome splatt, anyone with a chainsaw is a bastard. Think of the tree Goddammit!


What do you wipe your ass with, corn husks? Every piece of toilet paper starts with a chainsaw. Besides, it's kinda sexy seeing a hard muscled, well tanned guy, covered in sweat and sawdust noisily sawing down a tree...as I sit in My chaise lounge watching him.

*dreamy sigh*



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