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a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:05:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		 make up a part of a storry for this icon......whos name is Drambui...

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:12:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		HAHAHHAHAHAAAAA ct!!! You inspired me. More later, of course :-)

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:18:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		There once was a man from nantucket.... Not the right story?

Hmmmmmmm....

Drambui is a submissive boy, finding his way in life. He meets the 'dominant of his dreams' but things turn out differently than what he expected.

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:23:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Little did he know that his wonderful mistress had a dark, hidden secret.  As she carefully unbuttoned her scarlet dress, he watched in awe and mounting arousal.  Evidently, her arousal was mounting, too, and it became more and more noticeable from the bulge in her skirt, that his darling mistress was a he, not a she.

Oh fuck it, he thought, she can always tuck it back.

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:26:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		any port in the storm he kept repeating to himself....at least he would get some tight and it had been sooooo long.....and then suddenly ...


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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:29:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Suddenly he was surrounded by women that were really men. Then, lights flash on, and everyone steps back, and before him lays....

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:32:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		 a giant carved jade phallace.....and all the women/men step back in a great reverance....murmring in hushed tones.....the test....the test....it is time....it is time...

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 11:42:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Drambui watches in silent shock as all the women/men kneel on the floor. The murmuring gets louder and louder until with one thundering boom, a robed figure steps out of the shadows....

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 12:14:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		his bath robe is blue and white striped and and he is holding in his hand a pair of hair cut siccors....drambui is shaking now....he is so scared his hair actually turns blue.....

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 12:39:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		... and his eyes bug out in sheer fright.  Meanwhile, the bathrobed figure hands the scissors to Drambui, who gives the man a puzzled look.  "What am I supposed to do with these?" he questions.  The man replies, "Put them in the light socket.  What else?  Your hair has no volume and bounce, and we really must do something about that."

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 12:44:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		I applaud: this thread is excellent, tigress, thank you. And a most excellent 'cheers' to all the contributors so far. The prose is brilliant. Do not stop! I have some shooting to do.

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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 1:53:16 PM   
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slowly drambui approaches the light socket....unsure of his course, Yes he needed more volume...yes he needed more bounce...he had wanted these two things for years, ever since he was seven and all the kids used to call him flat hair...
 
oh how they woud taunt
 
flat hair flat hair
has no bounce has no flair...
 
and now the moment was now/.....it was happening...but suddenly...

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... and his eyes bug out in sheer fright.  Meanwhile, the bathrobed figure hands the scissors to Drambui, who gives the man a puzzled look.  "What am I supposed to do with these?" he questions.  The man replies, "Put them in the light socket.  What else?  Your hair has no volume and bounce, and we really must do something about that."


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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 1:59:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Suddenly, one of the kneeling women/men jumps up from her/his post, and grabs the scissors from Drambui's hands before he could put them in the light socket.

"Why did you do that?" Cries Drambui "i would have finally been accepted."

"You are fine the way you are." says the woman/man softly.

Then a murmur starts again as the robed figure strides toward the pair...



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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 2:16:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		suddenly there is a hush......and the bathrobed figure looms large....he put both hand on his waist causing his robe to open and expose his privates to the room.....
 
a loud murmur fills the room....
 
no one moves...
 
all they can do is to stare.....
 
oh my god its blue....one person in the back of the room exclaims....
 
drambui was gobsmacked....



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RE: a hair raising tale.... - 6/28/2006 7:11:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		The robed figure looks around. He wonders why everyone was staring at his privates.  He looks down, and laughes out loud.

"They're blue like that because it's been years since i've had sex."

Drambui snorts in laughter....

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