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jlf1961 -> Proper meal preparation rant.... (7/21/2013 12:30:49 PM)

Alright, I know the guilty parties will not be seeing this but there are a few things I need to say.

This deals with nude women, preparation and serving of.

1) Naked women do not belong on the kitchen counters, first there really is no room for them and second, it is distracting to the cook.
2) Naked woman are to be put on the dinning room table, either as a sushi tray, or as the main course.
3) If main course, make sure there is plenty of fresh fruit, and whipped cream. Sweet syrups are also okay.

Remembering these rules will make meal preparation much easier.




Delilya -> RE: Proper meal preparation rant.... (7/21/2013 12:40:37 PM)

Number three needs a disclaimer that naked woman should not be stuffed with such. Ok for skin, but not within.




Missdressed -> RE: Proper meal preparation rant.... (7/21/2013 12:46:25 PM)

Reminds me of a great night we had on a snooker table once [8D]




DesFIP -> RE: Proper meal preparation rant.... (7/21/2013 2:53:39 PM)

Fruit and whipped cream are not a main course. That's for the dessert course.




theshytype -> RE: Proper meal preparation rant.... (7/21/2013 3:45:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Number three needs a disclaimer that naked woman should not be stuffed with such. Ok for skin, but not within.


I completely agree with this, but others may not.
Fish and chips seem to be a favorite. Well, I think it was squid on one thread and a bag of chips on another.




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