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jlf1961 -> you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/21/2013 5:16:42 PM)

the most exciting thing you can think of doing is flashing your boobs in a Dollar General.



theshytype -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/21/2013 8:33:09 PM)

I'm sorry. I was drunk and thought you were someone else.



morphological -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/21/2013 8:50:29 PM)

When you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.



LanceHughes -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/21/2013 9:00:22 PM)

When you KNOW that "Thar she blows!" relates to porn



MasterCaneman -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 8:30:36 AM)

When you get divorced and wonder if you can still call her "Sis".



Hillwilliam -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 8:33:26 AM)

If you've ever used an engine hoist for suspension play.

If your spanking bench is the 3rd row seat out of an old surburban.

If you wear Camo to a cosplay event.




jlf1961 -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 9:08:07 AM)

You post your nude drunken antics carried out on a party barge on the Lake of the Ozarks.

You need a life when you have graduated from flashing your boobs in Dollar General to showing your entire nude body in a liquor store.

And guys, if the closest you can get to pussy is taken photos of drunk women pissing in public and posting it on the web, give up, return to geekdom and get a life of some sort.



DaddySatyr -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 9:12:55 AM)

You climb a water tower with a can of spray paint to defend your sister's honor.



Here's yer sign,



Bill Engval



MasterCaneman -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 9:23:42 AM)

On the first day you're moving into a new house, you put an old car up on blocks in the front yard...

Here's yer sign...



DaddySatyr -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 9:25:49 AM)

... you have to move a transmission so you can take a bath.



Here's to new, original material,



Jeff Foxworrthy



jlf1961 -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 11:26:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

... you have to move a transmission so you can take a bath.



Here's to new, original material,



Jeff Foxworrthy


Now wait a goddamn minute, I have used the dishwasher to clean engine parts



JstAnotherSub -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 12:38:49 PM)

If your momma ever hollered "Hey yall, come look at this before I flush!".

My fav ever Foxworthy one



jlf1961 -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 2:46:46 PM)

You might be a redneck lady if during the filming of your homemade sex video, you never put down your cigarette while participating in sex, in all of its forms.

Seriously, a friend sent me this link smoking slut



DesFIP -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/22/2013 6:44:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

If you've ever used an engine hoist for suspension play.

If your spanking bench is the 3rd row seat out of an old surburban.



Hey, I resemble that remark!



morphological -> RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when (7/23/2013 6:15:48 PM)

You open a beer during the Eulogy at church.



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