jlf1961 -> RE: Neanderthals Talked Like Us (7/25/2013 9:57:12 AM)
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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman For some reason, I got this mental image: (note, read this in a snooty, RP English accent) Caveman #1: "I say, Gort, that is a smashing saber-tooth loincloth you're sporting! Pray tell how you came to acquire such an exquisite piece of kit? Caveman #2: "But of course, my dear boy! I was with the hunting party on that last mammoth hunt. Dreadful bit of business that was, Snert was gored and Og was trampled, and dash it all, but that bloody mammoth managed to slip our trap! Fortunately, I waited until after the hullabaloo died down and this smashing great cat came by to dine upon our poor cave-mates. Bip and bop, and here I am in my new togs!" Caveman #1 "Smashing." Caveman #2 "Indeed." (edited to correct text-apologies to readers from the Isles-I really don't know the lingo there [;)]) Considering that, according to Hollywood, Neanderthals were brutish, then there is no way they spoke with a British accent, or the Queen's English (how in the hell did she get ownership over a freaking language?) Now considering that Americans are considered 'uncivilized' by most of the world, and Texans are considered uncivilized by the rest of Americans, (considering the rest of America considers Pork to be good barbeque which is just plain wrong and goes against the teachings of the bible.) it stands to reason Neanderthals spoke Tex-Mex English.
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