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SqueeegeeDude -> Unicorns bring me .. coffee (7/24/2013 10:58:29 AM)
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Unicorns bring me coffee
I saw the topic was " a guide to hunting unicorns " yesterday while hunting for my muse .... i had just passed over this young mans thread about how hard it is being a single guy to well ..... just find a ..1.. unicorn or 3 .... he was saying it is like fucking hunting unicorns , frustrating atleast ... so i saw the above sticky about unicorns and said ...self .... you better get some background on what everyone is talking about .... i am way off in my private Idaho to often ... I do wanna be relevant ... not readable but atleast relevant to someone now and again ... with the shit i write about ...my own experinces or dreams ( hey they are my experinces too ) .... and I found this gem ...in the sticky on Unicorns ( such a great article )
"Be aware that jealousy will happen, as well as other feelings, and must be worked through in a positive manner."
Again over and over and voer ... again .. the sisterhood .......... my ex lil' dancer a few months ago while we were talking about.... talking about , reconciling .... and going over the issues of our falling apart ... of courssee my poly ideas were at the core ..... plus my other flaws .... i did some big eating of crow trying to get her back .... it didn't work she is a smart girl and knows this tiger may cover his stripes with " Make-Up " but in time they will wash away ..... and Phil will show back UP ..... HI here I am ...
ohh back to topic ....... she was talking about her fear of the girl who brings me the coffee first is the girl who gets the attention ........
My ideas of 2005 ....were born from reading the RED TENT .. after divorce 3 ,,,that 20 sumpin' was gone and with her ..... my unborn child , i found out was a boy a year and DNA testing later .... sure of course the author tain'ts her historical novel with her own ... current ...cultured thinking .... but i saw some thing there .... the craftyness of the women ...... thier manipulation of what we men thought was US IN CONTROL ...but NO ... no .. not ever dudes are we really in control ........ if we are bad masters ... THEY KILL US OFF ... slowly yet ... killed dead ... left to rot ....... in so many ways we can be killed slowly and never know it .,,,,,,,,.. Socio path males . did not leave many offspring unless they at some level .... were kind to atleast thier own family ...... ooooh kill the slaves and shit ... that is just good bussiness like we all do today in our monetary market economy ( my hand is in the air the capitalist pig i am ) ... but make momma and the kids comfy....or the wives will put to many apple seeds in your food over some months you will get sick and FUCKING DIE .. a skillful placing of a mushroom here and there works too .. ... kinda with in parameters stuff .... good worthy masters left lots of kids running around .
The women choose who would sleep with the male ...... they crafted who was going to bring coffee first ........ etc etc etc ...........
THE SISTERHOOD THE SISTERHOOD THE SISTERHOOD ....... and if i am worthy ... not an asshole ( which i have a tendency to be ) ..... i have provided well for them all equally and my offspring etc .................. i derserve ..... TO BE SERVED ..... my opinion .... and I am so way cool ,,, the girls will choose for me ........ MAKE MY LIFE FUCKING SIMPLE ...PLEASE .
as for the young man who is hunting ............. check what you are using for bait ..... even hunters do bait fields .... craft ecosystems and things to insure better hunting and success ....... ( i never claimed to write answers in fact say front pagenk] [Mod edit to remove link] .... i hope to stimulate a question in you .... hey dude ...... do you think maybe the 5 acre site plan from [Mod edit to remove link] would be a good start ... at baiting this hunting grounds ........... for unicorns live here !
I used to attract them to the tie dye tent my ex and i used play and sell in at arts and crafts shows here in Jensen Beach ... the unicorns would read this ... pile of shit i stream and show up ... smiling ... and i would direct them to the lil'dancer ... who would scare them back off into the woods .......... but i did not mind toooo tooo much ...... i had my PUPPY TIME AND COFFEE TIME everday .... and a peaceful home ....... ( never had that with any woman ever before ... i got get me another cute subbie ..... i have been way to ... spoiled ..)
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