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jlf1961 -> I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 3:37:44 PM)
A friend gave me a nice 2008 Barth Riesling Mosel wine. Of course I would need a nice meal to drink it with. So tonight I am sauteing chicken breast in extra virgin olive oil and a cup of this wonderful wine, with my own spice blend, wild rice and some steamed broccoli. the occasion is the visit of an old high school flame (actually the one that threatened to break my legs when I disappeared after graduation and called her a week later from Fort Benning.) Everyone else will be away this evening, except the dogs, so I am hoping that 1) she does not carry out her threat, and 2) we have a nice evening.

tj444 -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 3:43:32 PM)
That sounds like a really nice meal! (even tho I dont eat chicken).. I know if it was me, I would wait until after we finished the meal and wine before I broke yer legs for past offenses.. So I think you will be safe.. for a few hours, at least.. [:D] I hope you both enjoy yourselves.. be careful to pace yerself tho.. [;)]

DomKen -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 4:48:38 PM)
FR Remember to make/buy dessert! No woman will break your legs if properly plied with chocolate first.

OsideGirl -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 4:50:47 PM)
Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate.

DomKen -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 5:06:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate. It's sort of amazing the change in enthusiasm in a woman when melted chocolate is poured over certain things. ;)

MasterCaneman -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 5:09:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate. It's sort of amazing the change in enthusiasm in a woman when melted chocolate is poured over certain things. ;) But not that thing. You'd be better off with the stuff you can put on ice cream and it hardens. The other stuff can give you second-degree burns. Don't ask how I know this.

OsideGirl -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 5:20:30 PM)
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Toysinbabeland -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 6:36:52 PM)
Go get her tiger. Amen.

DomKen -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 6:42:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate. It's sort of amazing the change in enthusiasm in a woman when melted chocolate is poured over certain things. ;) But not that thing. You'd be better off with the stuff you can put on ice cream and it hardens. The other stuff can give you second-degree burns. Don't ask how I know this. Just how hot did you get the chocolate? It melts at right around body temp. I've done it many times and never had a problem. Just microwave the chocolate for say 30 seconds at a time and stir in between till it fully melts. Check temp with a finger and then it's all good.

splatterpunk -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 6:42:46 PM)
most important thing, bro: Always Be Closing heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQPY4LlbJ4

Kana -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 6:53:50 PM)
quote: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... Why did I see this headline and suddenly hear Hannibal Lechter at the end of Silence of the Lambs? I so wanna say, "Dr Lechter. Dr Lechter..."

splatterpunk -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 6:57:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... Why did I see this headline and suddenly hear Hannibal Lechter at the end of Silence of the Lambs? I so wanna say, "Dr Lechter. Dr Lechter..." love the suit ;)

DomKen -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 7:04:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... Why did I see this headline and suddenly hear Hannibal Lechter at the end of Silence of the Lambs? I so wanna say, "Dr Lechter. Dr Lechter..." That movie spoiled fava beans for me.

Kana -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 7:29:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... Why did I see this headline and suddenly hear Hannibal Lechter at the end of Silence of the Lambs? I so wanna say, "Dr Lechter. Dr Lechter..." That movie spoiled fava beans for me. But you're still fine with a nice Chianti? :-)

Lucylastic -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 7:41:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate. It's sort of amazing the change in enthusiasm in a woman when melted chocolate is poured over certain things. ;) But not that thing. You'd be better off with the stuff you can put on ice cream and it hardens. The other stuff can give you second-degree burns. Don't ask how I know this. I thought the ice magic stuff had to be in contact with "cold" to harden properly??? ....this gives me loverly ideas, but Im not sure that would be so hot for you chaps:) Im another in agreement with chocolate go for choloclate chips ...much easier to melt to skin temp and doesnt tire out your mouth with all that licking [;)] PS have fun Jeff:)

MasterCaneman -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 8:44:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Sounds nice! And Ken is correct, we can be bribed with chocolate. It's sort of amazing the change in enthusiasm in a woman when melted chocolate is poured over certain things. ;) But not that thing. You'd be better off with the stuff you can put on ice cream and it hardens. The other stuff can give you second-degree burns. Don't ask how I know this. Just how hot did you get the chocolate? It melts at right around body temp. I've done it many times and never had a problem. Just microwave the chocolate for say 30 seconds at a time and stir in between till it fully melts. Check temp with a finger and then it's all good. It wasn't me. One of my idiot friends did it. I get a call at oh-dark-thirty from his girlfriend asking me if I could take him to the hospital. Seems they left it in bit too long. Long story short, I end up driving two very drunk and embarrassed people to the emergency room and had to hang out until Willie Wonka was fixed up. I quizzed the girlfriend a bit in the waiting room and got the whole story. It was a very quiet ride back home, let me tell you. [:D]

Toysinbabeland -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 8:51:36 PM)
Try chocolate paint instead. It starts melty, and hardens as it dries in the flesh.

DomKen -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 9:02:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... Why did I see this headline and suddenly hear Hannibal Lechter at the end of Silence of the Lambs? I so wanna say, "Dr Lechter. Dr Lechter..." That movie spoiled fava beans for me. But you're still fine with a nice Chianti? :-) Never was a big fan of it before the movie. I prefer French style wines.

MasterCaneman -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 9:05:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland Try chocolate paint instead. It starts melty, and hardens as it dries in the flesh. I'll relay the message. I never could understand the food thing with some people. All it means to me is someone's sleeping in an extra-sticky spot that night. And that someone ain't me.

TheHeretic -> RE: I am having someone special over for dinner tonight so.... (7/24/2013 9:31:25 PM)
Two words: Yeast infection. Keep it above the waistline, and if there is a sticky spot afterwards, you aren't doing it right.

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