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When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:15:15 PM   
mnottertail


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Over  10 million  Girls in your area seeking sex!!!!

The headline called to an ancient urge in my soul and loins...

But I had to flat out take a piss like a racehorse, so the little vaginas would have to wait, they would.

Well, having some trouble urinating with a MacGuyver tool protruding from my pelvis...  I had to think of bricks.....no; better yet; statistics...

So, upon my return I do a little googleing at census data...age indifferent (I know but let me finish)

There ain't 10 million women alive in any state that could be seriously contemplating fucking me...

One would have to gather up several states lying athwart and only peripherally  consider  a  utile working definition of 'local'.........

My question is, where are these fuckin' women?

Ghana?


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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:16:43 PM   
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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:19:56 PM   
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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:21:08 PM   
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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:23:11 PM   
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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:25:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

FUCK A LOCAL GIRL
Over  10 million  Girls in your area seeking sex!!!!




What I find interesting is that I have seen a few of the "local girls" on various pic sites from years ago.  How do I know?  Because I have a few hundred pics of girls that caught my eye saved  from sites like Yafro before it got sleezy, and the like. 

I find it amazing coincidence to find they are just miles from me, and don't seem to have aged a day since the same picture was taken all that time ago.  And, even in the same pose.  How remarkable!


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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:26:51 PM   
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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:33:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I would love a spanking, I was being sarcastic in my little bratty way..


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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:35:28 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:42:42 PM   
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on a more serious note,...why would this thread get moved?...i cant imagine why.....

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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 5:45:29 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		I cant imagine why it would be moved either, its not like it not a serious topic!!!  Boy, I am so full of crap this evening..lol

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RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... - 6/28/2006 6:53:50 PM   
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