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TexasMaam -> Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 6:23:32 PM)
I received this as one of those silly emails you get at the office. You know the type, they've been forwarded from about 15 bazillion email inboxes before they finally reach your own, sent by some well meaning acquaintance or a 'friend' who never communicates with you other than to forward inane email jokes. Well, it was entitled "Differences between Women and Men:" but in consideration of the recent Drama Threads here at 'Ask a Mistress', it was sooooo appropos that I thought you might appreciate the humor if I tweaked it just a tiny bit, no matter which side of the fence you're on! Humorously yours, TexasMaam *Domme's Poem* Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind! ...Who Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And always be my very best friend. *sub's poem* I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

MHOO314 -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 6:26:52 PM)
STOP IT, You've been reading My mail!!! ROTFLMAO[8D]

MochaMistress -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 6:50:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TexasMaam *sub's poem* I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. A warning should have been posted. I almost choked to death on my iced tea. Way too funny.

TeeGO -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 7:17:09 PM)
The golf course would be unnecessary.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 7:17:21 PM)
That's funny! Thank you for a wonderful way to start My hour at the boards! To all you subs out there (you know who you are) who do not exemplify the sub's poem: Please appreciate how rare you are! Smile

crouchingtigress -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/28/2006 7:30:42 PM)
laffs!!![:D] quote: ORIGINAL: TeeGO The golf course would be unnecessary.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 6:44:21 AM)
[sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] LMAO Very good way to start the day. M

LadyMorgynn -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 7:43:58 AM)
ROFLMAO! WAY too funny!

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 8:23:27 AM)
*OMG... I love it!!!!* *Jewel*

DivaZya -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 12:32:35 PM)
WoOt! yess, it's funny, but HEY..the Domme's poem? My Primary is that way.. yayaay~~ but then he's not all that submissive.. all the time... hmm... Maybe if I shut up more often, played with his balls and made him a turkey sandwich

GddssBella -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 3:53:48 PM)
G'afternoon all: TM, you should've posted a warning at the beginning of the thread. The "sub's poem" is now the villain of my laptop monitor's current condition. grumbles good naturedly as she wipes iced tea off Thank you. Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others... [:D] Bella

LTRsubNW -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 6:32:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TexasMaam *sub's poem* I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. (Sounds perfectly logical to me!)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 6:33:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DivaZya WoOt! yess, it's funny, but HEY..the Domme's poem? My Primary is that way.. yayaay~~ but then he's not all that submissive.. all the time... hmm... Maybe if I shut up more often, played with his balls and made him a turkey sandwich This is PURE logic!!!!!!!

LTRsubNW -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/29/2006 6:37:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TeeGO The golf course would be unnecessary. Now that damn near sounds like blasphemy to me!

MistressWolfen -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (6/30/2006 6:28:44 AM)
omg...too funny...chuckles and cackles

mslave2bcollared -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (7/2/2006 11:04:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TexasMaam *Domme's Poem* Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind! ...Who Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And always be my very best friend. /quote] *well it was funny, but* *"Differences between Domme and sub"* *i seen nothing "different" mentioned in there.* *All i saw was the way that a Person is talking about how She or He wanted, and wished Her or His Man would be.* *Unless there was something i missed.... And come to think of it... i saw nothing about a sub or a Domme mentioned either, just .....the way a Person is talking about how She or He........* *But i liked it.*

MissyRane -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (7/2/2006 12:24:13 PM)
LMFAO this made my day lool[:D]

cynthiamarie -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (7/2/2006 1:27:45 PM)
mslave2bcollared, there were two poems...what the Domme was looking for, and what a male sub was looking for...the difference between the two is why most of us are wiping off our keyboards right now. Ty, TexasMaam. starts popping off her keys and getting out the Q-tips

kc692 -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (7/2/2006 1:45:04 PM)
Thanks, I never thought about that method to wipe off liquid, but thanks to TM, am practicing now,,,,and yes my sweet tea is sticky too, lol.. Thanks for the smile TexasMaam!!!

mTxsub4Mistress -> RE: Differences between Domme and sub ; ) (7/2/2006 5:40:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cynthiamarie mslave2bcollared, there were two poems...what the Domme was looking for, and what a male sub was looking for...the difference between the two is why most of us are wiping off our keyboards right now. Ty, TexasMaam. starts popping off her keys and getting out the Q-tips i know i saw both, read both,and caught the joke, but she cuts another person's questions down so i thought i would shot her joke down. i just don't think it is right for her for to cut a newbie down like she did, or A/anyone for that matter, when T/they are tryin to learn something before they make a mistake that T/they will regret later on down the road.

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