jlf1961
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First a bit of a back story, there was a geneticist some years ago working on genetic modification of a living organism, now granted he was looking at genetic based medicine, but the far reaching aspects of his research he addressed in a paper on the subject, including the genetic augmentation of a living breathing human. He was doing his research at a campus that was part of the UNC system, so I had access to his email address.
I sent him an email saying if he ever wanted a guinea pig for the changing of a human's initial DNA structure to a new one and thus forcing the human body to adapt to the new coding, I was willing, providing he could solve the fact that such a process would be so stressful to the subject that it would resort in organ failure due to over exertion, a point he addressed in his paper.
Since then, I have seen little on the subject outside of genetic medicine.
Now I did have some 'specifications' that I would prefer to be in the upgraded version of me, another 8 to twelve inches in height, a genetic predisposition to above average (400% above average actually) human muscle mass and subsequent strength, increased bone density to provide a natural internal armor at least in the rib cage, faster reflexes, basically the human equivalent of a Klingon with the rugged good looks of say, one of the early actors that played Tarzan... as well as a penis that was slightly larger than what would have been the proportionate size for that body build. The reason is that I am slightly larger than average now. Actually, to be honest, I suggested the size that had been hinted at for a male Klingon during some of the next gen and ds9 more risque scenes.
Now I agree that size does not matter, unless it is so small that penetration is physically impossible. My idea was to be so well endowed that it would be fun to see the looks on women's faces when it was revealed. Since then, of course, a long time woman friend has pointed out the flaw to my idea, given the size that a male Klingon allegedly has, most women would not only say no, but hell no.
She also pointed out that I would need pants custom tailored to accommodate such an organ. Hell there are some jeans now that I cant wear simply because I run the risk of loss of circulation.
My point is that at the time I came up with this idea, I was inexperienced and still learning, even though I was in my mid twenties. Since then my ideas have changed considerably.
Since inexperience can be a lifelong problem, given the fact that the male human typically does not take critiquing of his technique well at all, penis enlargement seems to be the answer.
History has shown many times to what extent the human male will go to advertise or suggest the size of his genitalia. I refer you to the cod pieces of old England, the long pointy additions to men's shoes in France for the same period, the popularity of fast, flashy, expensive sports cars or hot rods of the middle class today, and the idiot that goes out and buys the biggest and baddest gun on the market with no fucking clue how to safely shoot the damn thing.
A woman once asked why so much research was done toward perfecting Viagra. While it was a unintended side effect rather than the result they were actually trying to achieve, you do notice that the pharmaceutical companies were quick to hope on the Erectile Dysfunction fix it drug market.
Need I say anything more?
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