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SeekingTrinity -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/29/2013 6:37:18 PM)

Aw damn, was going to finish with "who will give me the time of day"....but think that is too close to count

Think, think...

There are no pretty dommes....who will put up with my whiny bitching about there being no pretty dommes





Level -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/29/2013 6:47:39 PM)

See? Were being very helpful here, I hope the OP appreciate this!




myotherself -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 1:03:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Club Pedestal had plenty of totty as I recall, John. Wall-to-wall crumpet, in fact. I'd definitely dust off the old cobwebs on my wedding tackle and head down there if I were in London.


American translation, please??[:)]



Poppycock and balderdash, John old man! Venture thy ass down to Club Pedestal and there you will find delectable maidens adorning every wall. Indeed, I would even take a feather duster to my gentleman's relish and dispel Mistress Spider and her family from my masculine member in anticipation of a tryst at the aforementioned London venue.


Does that help, Hlen? [:D]



ETA missing word




Hillwilliam -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 5:36:04 AM)

Oie. You're looking in the wrong places.
My mentor long ago looked like she walked off a magazine cover.




ShaharThorne -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 5:54:12 AM)

Peon, get me a passport and a flight to London...I might not be pretty, but I should have a good time...LOL!




MasterCaneman -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 5:58:55 AM)

It really depends on the viewer. In the past, I've seen drop-dead knockouts and I've seen ladies that could double as nose tackles, but the real deciding factor is the amount of attention they receive. And in my experience, both types have their loyal admirers.




mnottertail -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 7:32:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Club Pedestal had plenty of totty as I recall, John. Wall-to-wall crumpet, in fact. I'd definitely dust off the old cobwebs on my wedding tackle and head down there if I were in London.




American translation, please??[:)]




Its boy talk, tits and ass, and where opportunities present themselves to place a penis to ones advantage.




Charles6682 -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 3:17:59 PM)

There's lot's of "Hot Dommes" out there. I don't know where you've been looking OP. But for me, it's not about looks, it's about personality. I already had a thread just on that topic alone. That's all.




MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/30/2013 3:37:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Oie. You're looking in the wrong places.
My mentor long ago looked like she walked off a magazine cover.


I've walked *ON* a magazine cover....barefoot.




hlen5 -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/31/2013 1:53:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Club Pedestal had plenty of totty as I recall, John. Wall-to-wall crumpet, in fact. I'd definitely dust off the old cobwebs on my wedding tackle and head down there if I were in London.




American translation, please??[:)]




Its boy talk, tits and ass, and where opportunities present themselves to place a penis to ones advantage.



So, is totty tits and crumpets ass, then?? Wedding tackle I figured out!




hlen5 -> RE: There are no pretty dommes (7/31/2013 1:55:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Club Pedestal had plenty of totty as I recall, John. Wall-to-wall crumpet, in fact. I'd definitely dust off the old cobwebs on my wedding tackle and head down there if I were in London.


American translation, please??[:)]



Poppycock and balderdash, John old man! Venture thy ass down to Club Pedestal and there you will find delectable maidens adorning every wall. Indeed, I would even take a feather duster to my gentleman's relish and dispel Mistress Spider and her family from my masculine member in anticipation of a tryst at the aforementioned London venue.


Does that help, Hlen? [:D]



ETA missing word


Thanks for the assist[;)][:)][;)]!!




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