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Opening lines - 7/31/2013 9:30:20 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		I don't often get mail and those I do get are usually nice. But I had to laugh with this one

take off your clothes... turn on your cam.. beg me for my yahoo messenger..

What kind of weird opening lines have you gotten in email or elsewhere?

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RE: Opening lines - 7/31/2013 9:45:35 PM   
TheHeretic


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Status: offline 		When I first started getting the ones that started, "thank you for your participation on Collarme," that was pretty weird.

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RE: Opening lines - 7/31/2013 10:06:14 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		that is weird!

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RE: Opening lines - 7/31/2013 10:10:37 PM   
chemeli


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Status: offline 		wow....i hope those *pick up lines* dont actually work......

with that said, it's pretty hilarious/pathetic?

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 12:14:41 AM   
Winterapple


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Status: offline 		Well, there was the guy who sent me a message
out of nowhere that said: "You have my permission
to approach me."

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 8:40:48 AM   
theshytype


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Status: offline 		I literally just got one that said "say hello". That's it.
I'd really like to know if these lines have ever worked for anyone.

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 9:05:17 AM   
Missokyst


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Winterapple

Well, there was the guy who sent me a message
out of nowhere that said: "You have my permission
to approach me."



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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 9:11:08 AM   
Termyn8or


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How about "Nice hair, how come you dye the roots gray ?".

T^T

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 9:13:03 AM   
Apocalypso


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Status: offline 		This isn't on here, but I once got a link to someone's Harry Potter slash fic as an opening gambit. Badly written, appallingly spelt Harry Potter slash fic.

Hence I no longer mention the "writer" thing on my profile.

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 9:13:42 AM   
VideoAdminChi


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quote:

When I first started getting the ones that started, "thank you for your participation on Collarme," that was pretty weird.


IIRC, you never wrote back.

/sulks/

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 9:24:09 AM   
DomLasVegas


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Status: offline 		Thanks Termyn8or, I liked that one.

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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 10:41:17 AM   
Missokyst


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

FR

How about "Nice hair, how come you dye the roots gray ?".

T^T



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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 10:16:02 PM   
TheHeretic


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi

quote:

When I first started getting the ones that started, "thank you for your participation on Collarme," that was pretty weird.


IIRC, you never wrote back.

/sulks/



LOL!

I imagine you get enough those replies.



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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 10:33:40 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Oh My Gosh, Missokyst. I actually saw that one somewhere else today.

Anybody want to take bets on how long it takes that person to come to the boards wondering why the spam filter caught him?


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RE: Opening lines - 8/1/2013 10:38:18 PM   
Patientdaddy2


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Status: offline 		Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

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RE: Opening lines - 8/2/2013 9:18:14 AM   
garyFLR


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quote:

ORIGINAL: theshytype

I literally just got one that said "say hello". That's it.
I'd really like to know if these lines have ever worked for anyone.


Hi Shytype, I'll try it .


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RE: Opening lines - 8/2/2013 3:21:21 PM   
angelikaJ


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Status: offline 		I think many of the women who have been here for awhile have gotten these:

Do you have a blood pressure cuff?

And then there was the one about the egg... .

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RE: Opening lines - 8/2/2013 3:30:00 PM   
deliriuminabox


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Status: offline 		I had one tell me he was jerking off to my pictures and wanted to know how that made me feel.

I mention hypnosis in my profile so I get a lot of badly written hypnosis scripts. Evidently reading them is supposed to cause me to reply with nude photos and/or begging to be taken for further training.

I've also been approached by the same guy (same photo) using various screen names to tell me how close we are to one another. He'll send something like ... "20 minutes away!" And then an hour or so later he'll say something like, "You could have my cock in your ass in 20 minutes!"

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RE: Opening lines - 8/2/2013 6:27:55 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		He sounds charming.


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RE: Opening lines - 8/2/2013 6:29:20 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		When I opened it it was caught in the spam filter. Mine is off because I don't get much mail. Apparently he sent that off so many times it warned me anyway. *smirk* I just had to look.

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