DameDarkness
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This might not be true, but I found it pretty funny.
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR,
and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard
box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said
"that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd
hit the big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died
three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this
note. It
said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
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