theroebabe
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year old woman
for most of her life finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through the list, his
eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription
for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING
in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
"Yes dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one
up and mix it in the glass of orange juice my 16-year
old granddaughter drinks...................And believe
me it helps me sleep at night!"
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Roe
People always ask me why I do these things . . .
It's because I can!
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