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metamorfosis -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 2:30:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lessermortal I just wondered what time it gets dark in the l'amore channel? I couldn't find the answer, but here are some helpful hints from the Vermont Caver's Association: Dangers in Caving: Drugs and alcohol should never be taken before or while in a cave. There is a danger of hypothermia if you allow yourself to stay wet for too long. Falling objects can be dangerous. Beware of unstable breakdowns. Beware of constrictions. Never force yourself into a spot that feels too tight. Going down is easier than coming up. Drowning is a serious hazard in tight, water filled passages. Is is recommended that you go caving in groups. Clothing: It is recommended to wear rubber gloves. Equipment: Consider wearing a helmet, and elbow/kneepads. Don't forget to bring extra batteries. It's also wise to bring along a first aid kit and a small trash bag.

Politesub53 -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 4:31:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lessermortal This is a question that has so often puzzled me. I go caving a lot and the time daylight is present varies so much. I just wondered what time it gets dark in the l'amore channel? I cant usually tell, unless I am wearing my muff divers watch.

TallullahHk -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 5:07:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: lessermortal This is a question that has so often puzzled me. I go caving a lot and the time daylight is present varies so much. I just wondered what time it gets dark in the l'amore channel? I cant usually tell, unless I am wearing my muff divers watch. How many dives under your belt? How deep have you gone?

Politesub53 -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 5:12:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TallullahHk quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: lessermortal This is a question that has so often puzzled me. I go caving a lot and the time daylight is present varies so much. I just wondered what time it gets dark in the l'amore channel? I cant usually tell, unless I am wearing my muff divers watch. How many dives under your belt? How deep have you gone? I was too happy to check. [8D]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 5:30:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lessermortal This is a question that has so often puzzled me. I go caving a lot and the time daylight is present varies so much. I just wondered what time it gets dark in the l'amore channel? Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to its balls. (haven't got to use that one since 7th grade, but it seemed to fit here!)

lovethyself -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 6:51:49 PM)
Sunset is 9:22pm today in Vagina, Russia

tommonymous -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 6:55:29 PM)
Vagina, Russia FTW!!

metamorfosis -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 7:18:58 PM)
It depends on whether Vagina is on daylight savings.

poise -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 9:35:43 PM)
Whatever time he wants it to be. [:)]

SoulAlloy -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/11/2013 11:46:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovethyself Sunset is 9:22pm today in Vagina, Russia You beat me to it lol

garyFLR -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/12/2013 2:32:41 AM)
[sm=alien.gif] He always turns up when I'm confused, he cheers me up.

garyFLR -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/12/2013 2:41:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: deliriuminabox I have a lady-pocket, not a lady-cave. I don't think I qualify. [:(] As a musician, if a track goes well, we say it's 'in the pocket'. I always thought it had allusions to billiards or something. Another saying I've been using innocently for years, that you lot have perved up for me!! I'm resigning from CM & demanding my money back! You're all sick [:D]!!!

metamorfosis -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/12/2013 2:54:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: garyFLR He always turns up when I'm confused, he cheers me up. I can see that.

DomMeinCT -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/17/2013 12:25:12 PM)
It all depends on whether the lady-cave contains any bioluminescence.

SteelStallion -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/17/2013 12:50:29 PM)
After one finger she said "Put in two!" Then she said "Put in your whole hand!" Then she said "Put in your other hand!" Then she asked me to clap! I said "I can't" and she said "Too Tight, hunh?!"

getoutnow -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/17/2013 12:57:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: deliriuminabox I have a lady-pocket, not a lady-cave. I don't think I qualify. [:(] Just meet the wrong wanna-be Dom on here and he'll soon fix that. I've read posts ranging from "We'd fit a bus up there" when they were talking about anal training and then profiles where Doms purchased huge toys to train the subs to take them. Only for the sub to then be released and wonders why she can no longer please her new Dom with 2 lady caves... Don't be another very very very sad statistic. And no, it doesn't go back to tightness by itself. Once you past a certain point. You need to have surgery in that hole.

ResidentSadist -> RE: What time does it usually get dark in Vagina? (8/18/2013 12:51:15 AM)
Shove a lit candle in it and it won't go dark until you run out of candles.

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