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Termyn8or -> RE: Sears pulls men's bondage gear from website (8/15/2013 11:39:02 PM)
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Go to "mostexpensivefuckingjunkpossibleonline.corn" and max out your credit card there. Sears has never been a good deal and not only won't I go there, I won't buy anything from them. It all started with their tools. (I won't even go to get my broken Graftsboy shit replaced)
I don't want a warranty I want non-failure. I do not want to pay five times what a junk tool is worth so they can replace it five times and still have a profit. I want it to NOT fail even if slightly misused when I and my buddies are out in the garage building an abortionmobile designed specifically to get as many speeding tickets as possible. I want those tools Xrayed like in the old days.
When a wrench breaks there is a possibility of physical damage ranging from busted knuckles to putting an eye out. Their idea now is to just replace it, there is enough of a profit to not lose money on it, or at least not enough to worry about. (they think you should just take the rebuild kit for a ratchet too, but you CAN bust their balls and make them fix it for you, as they should)
Now let's go to a fucking junk store like Sears has become and get some suspension gear. Let your sub fall down on the floor and crack her head wide open and then call Sears for a cheerful, no questions asked replacement, free of charge ! (after YOU drive there or the tenth time taking back other junk shit that broke)
Tell you what, not just guns, I wouldn't even buy ammo there. Bring it back for a cheerful no questions aksed replacement, after some thug kills you and your family.
F.A.T. (Fuck All That)
T^T
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