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Product Placement for Condoms - 6/29/2006 2:49:01 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Popular Brands Of Condoms




Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Blockbuster condoms: Go home happy.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Subway condoms: The way a sandwich should be.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing
Maxwell House condoms: Good to the last drop.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
America Online Condoms: No wonder it's number one!
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, your fun!
Big Red condoms: Make it last a little longer.
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Southwestern Airlines condoms: Friends fly free.
Verizon Wireless: We never stop working for you.
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RE: Product Placement for Condoms - 6/29/2006 3:29:08 PM   
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RE: Product Placement for Condoms - 6/29/2006 3:42:20 PM   
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Burger King Condoms - The Big King giving it to you his way
Timex Condoms - Keeps a licking and keeps on ticking
American Idol Condoms - We keep Ryan Seacrest's hair standing up
Samsonite Condoms - Tougher than a baggage handler
Secret Condoms - Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Survivor Condoms - Able to withstand heat, humidity and copious
                             amounts of sweat.
Dairy Queen Condoms - For those who like to double dip
Krispy Kreme Condoms - Keeps all the goody pudding safe inside

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RE: Product Placement for Condoms - 6/30/2006 9:22:57 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Thanks for the additions.
They are GREAT!!

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RE: Product Placement for Condoms - 6/30/2006 9:25:15 AM   
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New York Condoms:  It's not just a good idea, it's the law (when you put the machines in bathrooms and try to position them next to the sign)

oh yeah:

Minnesota condoms:  They're just so nice and friendly.

Ron

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 6/30/2006 9:26:18 AM >

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