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LookieNoNookie -> Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 6:03:57 PM)
I’ve been contemplating some shit lately in my old age…and I think I’ve finally figured out some of this shit. I’m not sure this is true for the wimmens….maybe it is, but I know it’s true for us men. Somewhere around 12 or 13, until about 25 – 27, men think they know everything (I actually did, but that’s beside the point). Around 35, we start to think “there’s a LOT of shit I don’t know!” Sometime around 45 or thereabouts, we start thinking “FUCK!!!!! I hope they don’t find out I don’t know shit!!!”…and now, in my 50’s I’m thinking….. “Man I got away with a LOT of shit!!!!” Something tells me the next phase is….”look at that old fucker…he don’t know shit”.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 6:25:31 PM)
No no no. The next phase is "look at that old fucker! He really knows his shit!"

Hillwilliam -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 9:33:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 No no no. The next phase is "look at that old fucker! He really knows his shit!" More likely "Look at that old fucker, he's full of shit" But there's pills for that.[8D]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 9:36:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 No no no. The next phase is "look at that old fucker! He really knows his shit!" More likely "Look at that old fucker, he's full of shit" But there's pills for that.[8D] There's a whole fucking forum for that. [8\|]

tj444 -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 9:51:10 PM)
from my viewpoint, the computer and internet has made keeping up with all the new shit really, really hard.. 20 years ago everyone got their info on shit from books, mags & newspapers, now you do a search and get tens or hundreds of thousands of hits on shit!.. all kinds of shit!.. so maybe that's why you are feeling the way you are.. but the important thing is what you do with all that shite.. and that's where old fuckers have it over young fuckers.. right??? [8D]

FrostedFlake -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 9:59:42 PM)
And you thought Lookie don't know shit. Turns out, no.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/14/2013 10:02:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake And you thought Lookie don't know shit. Turns out, no. My favorite grammar lesson: You know your shit! You know you're shit! I respect the apostrophe.

theshytype -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/15/2013 10:11:33 AM)
My favorite has always been the importance of capitalization: Knowing the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".

jola37 -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/15/2013 12:24:39 PM)
haha :)

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/15/2013 2:57:06 PM)
"The more I learn, the less I know. In a couple more decades, I expect I'll have learned everything and know nothing." - Harry Van Winkle

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Fresh insight... (8/15/2013 3:24:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 No no no. The next phase is "look at that old fucker! He really knows his shit!" I like that. God Bless the lawyers!

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