HarryVanWinkle
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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle What? The "slavetraders" are scammers? No! Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so. I'm sorry, I just can't buy into this claim. Next thing you you know, you'll be telling me that the love of my life who I just sent $5,000 to pay for her relocation isn't going to show up for our first meeting. Well, I actually told you that I needed $7,000 more because I am stuck in Zimbabwe. Please send me another money order. Yes, but you specified Zimbabwean Dollars. Realizing that $19.34 US wouldn't cover your expenses, just to prove that I am a TRUE MASTER and that I will love her and train her in the One True Way, I upped the amount to $1,339,500,000 Zimbabwe. So, to paraphrase Miles Gloriosus, Send me my bride!
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