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garyFLR -> A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 7:00:29 AM)

MistressDarkArt & MasterC suggested someone starts a Pee thread. Always one to take up a challenge. it looks like it's me.

Knowing full well it will descend into Tomfoolery, I throw this out to the CM chatterati [:)]!

Whose going to get the ball rolling? Whose going to be the first to piss in the pot [:D]!?



Hillwilliam -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 7:08:55 AM)

I got up about 3 this morning to do so. maybe I was first.



ARIES83 -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 7:19:26 AM)

I flopped out of bed around 11... but Australia is a day ahead of the US soooo...



MasterCaneman -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 7:27:52 AM)

You actually responded to the post before it was made. Awesome...



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TNDommeK -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 8:11:06 AM)

I've gotta tinkle right now.



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 8:16:37 AM)

Gary, are you taking the piss with this thread?



Marc2b -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 8:17:28 AM)

Pissing the night away...



ShaharThorne -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 11:29:08 AM)

Damn piss ants...



Gauge -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 12:04:44 PM)

Liam and Connor are out fishing in their boat on the beautiful Lake Kilarney when suddenly a Leprechaun hops into the boat.
The Leprechaun says, "This is your lucky day lads! I will grant you one wish, just one for the both of you."
Stunned, Liam and Connor both look at each other. Liam exclaims, "I've got it! I wish the beautiful Lake Kilarney would be turned into Guinness."
Without hesitation the Leprechaun states, "Granted." and then disappears.
Instantly the lake is turned into Guinness. Connor screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Liam you fool! Why did you wish for that?"
Liam says, "Well, I figured that since it is such a beautiful day and we are out fishing, all we were missing was a good drink...
and now we have the entire lake to drink."
Connor shakes his head and says, "Yeah, I know that, but now we have to pee in the boat!"



HarryVanWinkle -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 2:15:59 PM)

I never get to be the first to respond. That pisses me off.



punisher440 -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 2:22:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

I never get to be the first to respond. That pisses me off.

My daddy used to say it is better to be pissed off than pissed on.[unless you are into golden showers]....[:D]



getoutnow -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 2:49:02 PM)

Alright let me start then.

From a Doms perspective:

- To have a sub drink from cock to mouth.
- To pee all over a subs body and see it run all the way down to her pussy.
- To pee inside a sub vaginally/anally and see her push it out like an enema.
- To watch another female sub do the first two with another female sub.
- To watch a female sub pee in an enema kit and make the other sub take her pee in her ass, only to then push it out.
- Finally, to see two female subs play where one pushes pee from her ass to another subs mouth to drink....

Seriously.....

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman
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garyFLR -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 5:10:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ARIES83

I flopped out of bed around 11... but Australia is a day ahead of the US soooo...



Having a pee is no respecter of time zones, so Hillwilliam got in there before you, sorry mate [:)].



garyFLR -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 5:21:09 PM)

How come no one takes my threads seriously? Peeing is a serious business, especially if you've sunk several pints of Summer Lightning, like I just have [:D].



garyFLR -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 5:22:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Gary, are you taking the piss with this thread?


Yep.



Politesub53 -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 5:24:11 PM)

Gary.....I am slightly miffed at spending the evening working on my best Pea jokes, and for what ?



garyFLR -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/16/2013 5:27:40 PM)

Hiya!

I'm sure you can come out with some mate [:)].



Politesub53 -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/17/2013 3:52:11 AM)

Good morning Gary....... problem solved, I hve amalgamated both topics.

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup.........

Anyone can roast beef.... [8D]



masmiss -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/17/2013 3:53:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Good morning Gary....... problem solved, I hve amalgamated both topics.

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup.........

Anyone can roast beef.... [8D]


Funny! [:D]



FelineRanger -> RE: A Pee Thread! (8/17/2013 3:58:07 AM)

I've been told I'm full of piss and vinegar on a pretty regular basis.



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