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jola37 -> Rubbish Jokes ! (8/17/2013 5:18:28 PM)

I bought 5 litres of Tippex today.... BIG mistake!!




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/17/2013 5:19:05 PM)

What is tippex?




jola37 -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/17/2013 5:28:28 PM)

lol, this stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipp-Ex




jola37 -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/17/2013 5:33:36 PM)

I quit my job at the helium gas factory - I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.




garyFLR -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/19/2013 4:07:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

What is tippex?


It's a liquid eraser from a time when people still used typewriters.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees when they're being hunted. Boom boom!




garyFLR -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/19/2013 4:11:26 AM)

This is one for the Dommes amongst us.

Why do women get married in white?

All household appliances come in white [:D]!

Only joking Ladies :(.




garyFLR -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/19/2013 4:14:42 AM)

Two lions escape from London Zoo.

They're walking down Oxford Street, one turns to the other & says:

'It's a bit quiet for a Saturday night'.




MissBenson -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/25/2013 6:12:07 PM)

PfffFFFFFFTT !!




garyFLR -> RE: Rubbish Jokes ! (8/26/2013 12:53:27 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissBenson

PfffFFFFFFTT !!


Oh come on, not even a little giggle [:)]?




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