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FelinePersuasion -> BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 6:02:41 PM)

hahaha


Tokens the lion sleeps tonight.

In the jungle the mighty jungle the quiet jungle the  lion sleeps tonight

BDSM Version
 
in the slave bed the quiet slave bed the slave sleeps tonight or how about hush my darling don't fear the master sleeps tonight.
 
Son of a preacher man.
 
The only man who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man.
 
BDSM Version
 
The only man who could ever reach me was the son of a Dominant Man.


The Tennisee waltz

was dancing with my darlen to the tennisee waltz when an old friend i happend to see. I introduced her to my loved one and while they were dancing my friend stole my sweetheart from me. I remember the night and the tennese waltz now I know just how much I have lost.
chris moss: yes I lost my lil darlen the night they were playing, the beautifull tennisee waltz.


BDSM VErsion

I was spanking my darlen to the tennisee waltz. When an old dom friend I happend to see. I introduced him to my loved one While they were sceneing my friend stole my loved one away from me. I remember the play party and the date, now I know just how much I have lost. Yes I lost my little darling the night they were sceening.



diamonddreamlove -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 6:21:06 PM)

LOL



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 6:42:53 PM)

Oh Christmas Tree:

He's spankin me, he's spankin me, how are my pleas so apparent.

Yours,


benji



litleone8620 -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 6:52:17 PM)

Madonna's Like a Virgin:

Like a subbie, hey
spanked for the very first time
like a subbbbbiiiiiieeeeee



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 6:59:24 PM)

Son of a bitch!

You walked into the dungeon
like you were walking onto a yacht,
your ass strategically dipped below her crop
your leash it was apricot.
you had one eye on her thigh high boots
you watched yourself get caught
and all the Dommes dreamed that they'd beat you harder,
they'd beat you harder and

You're in pain, you probably think this all is about you
You're in pain, I'll bet you think this all is about you
Don't you, don't you?

You had me several years ago, when I was still quite genteel
When you said that we made such an equal pair,
And that you would never leave.
But you gave away the things you loved, and some of them panties.
I had wet dreams they were hot and were bothered, hot and were bothered and,

You're in pain, you probably think this all is about you
You're in pain, I'll bet you think this all is about you
Don't you, don't you?

You're in pain, you probably think this all is about you
You're in pain, I'll bet you think this all is about you
Don't you, don't you?

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:01:25 PM)

Alice Cooper - Poison:

Fuck it.  Leave the lyrics as is.

Yours,


benji



litleone8620 -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:09:23 PM)

Lean on me:

Beat on me
with your crop
i'll be your slave
i'll help you carry on

for it won't be long
till you're gonna need
someone to beat on



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:09:45 PM)

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that flogging used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those subbies prance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But singletails just made me shiver
With every blow that I’d deliver.
Bad welts on their backsides;
They couldn't make normal strides.

I can’t remember if they cried
When they heard the news of how I lied,
But something touched them deep inside
And they knew the dildo was WIDE.

So bye-bye, miss cherry pie.
Drove my 'rection through their rectum,
But their rectum was dry.
And them good old boys were playing with the KY
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that they cry.
"this’ll be the day that they cry."

Yours,


benji



LordTemporal -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:12:15 PM)

I've always thought that "Under My Thumb" by the Stones was D/s based...here are the original lyrics...and I don't think they need changing at all...seems a perfect description of TPE

Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around

It's down to me
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my thumb

Ain't it the truth babe?

Under my thumb
The squirmin' dog who's just had her day
Under my thumb
A girl who has just changed her ways
It's down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she's told
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Ah, ah, say it's alright

Under my thumb
A Siamese cat of a girl
Under my thumb
She's the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world

It's down to me
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my thumb
Ah, take it easy babe
Yeah

It's down to me, oh yeah
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my thumb
Yeah, it feels alright

Under my thumb
Her eyes are just kept to herself
Under my thumb, well I
I can still look at someone else

It's down to me, oh that's what I said
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my thumb
Say, it's alright.

Say it's all...
Say it's all...

Take it easy babe
Take it easy babe
Feels alright
Take it, take it easy babe.



litleone8620 -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:20:12 PM)

To the theme of Scooby Doo:

Master, Master, Master where are you
i need a beating from you now
Master, Master, Master where are you
you got some beating to do now

You got a beating to deal me
and Master be ready for your act, don't hold back!



Wulfchyld -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:31:16 PM)

Relax... Franky goes to hollywood...

Nuff said



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:31:17 PM)

Sittin in his morning cum,
I'll be sittin in his evening cum,
watching his slaves come in,
then I watch them go away again.

Yeah, I'm sitting on his cock every day,
watching his eyes roll and sway
yeah, I'm just sitting on his cock every day,
oozing slime.

Yours,


benji



litleone8620 -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 7:46:56 PM)

OMFG that is freaking hilarious!



mistoferin -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 9:32:57 PM)

Benji...ya damn near made me pee muhself!!



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 9:37:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LordTemporal

I've always thought that "Under My Thumb" by the Stones was D/s based...here are the original lyrics...and I don't think they need changing at all...seems a perfect description of TPE


Oh absolutely!! I adore this song. The line about her being the sweetest pet in the world, makes me melt. LOL



mistoferin -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/29/2006 9:40:15 PM)

A twist on "Delta Dawn"

Master's fawn
What's that collar you have on?
Could it be the point from which you will be tied?
And did I hear you say...
He was a meeting you here today
To take you to that dungeon where you'll cryyyy



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/30/2006 5:46:08 AM)

Holy Shit, benji!  That might be the funniest thing I've ever read!

(And yeah, I like Carly Simon.  So there.)



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: BDSM Twists to popular music. (6/30/2006 5:48:02 AM)

Does that explain why "Under My Thumb" has always made me very, very horny then?  Because it does.  Seriously.  You know how certain songs just make you act differently?  That song does that to me.



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