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ThatLilBrat -> Son of a ??? (6/29/2006 6:28:33 PM)
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It's hard to a find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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