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Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/19/2013 10:08:47 PM   
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I just applied at the TSA.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/18/report-heathrow-airport-alert-breast-implant-bombs/

Weaponized Titties - something kinda sexy about that.

Tits as bombs? Let's examine the situation, where does it cum from: There are a few stories of people shoving explosives in their anus:
Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, look into him. It is "believed" the only way he was able to get through 2 security checks was by ramming about a pound of explosives in his ass. This belief seems to come from this report:
http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20090902_aqap_paradigm_shifts_and_lessons_learned

There has really been no other evidence of the anus bomber. If anus Bombs are real. There are a few more stories, you will need to find them on your own. The common thread is they have NEVER killed the target. A pound of explosives will blow your car up. But, not when shoved in your anus. The human body is resilient absorbing most of the blast.

When do we request it stop? When do we stop exchanging liberty for fear? Just because someone has tits does not mean they are a potential threat like recent reports want you to believe.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/19/2013 10:55:04 PM   
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It is strange. I do not think it is working out right. These are exciting times we live in, at very least. It is "weird" because it is government providing or pressuring for the mass hysteria. Not another organization or group of individuals. I guess I am old fashion. I still believe it is fixable and voting works. It seems like it is more US vs Them not Rep vs Dem when looking at genuinely important things that impact us all.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 1:22:34 AM   
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It is strange. I do not think it is working out right. These are exciting times we live in, at very least. It is "weird" because it is government providing or pressuring for the mass hysteria. Not another organization or group of individuals.


Well, certainly not another organization such as the mega-conglomerate media, who, as we all know, are a voice of reason, sanity, and composure, as opposed to the desk-pounding and chair-throwing gov. If people would just listen to more AM scream-insanity radio, then I'm sure that we could just all get along. But it's that government, and that alone, which precludes such harmony.


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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 1:41:54 AM   
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It's the Washington Times, and the site set off my AV, so it is likely the story is completely made up or very exaggerated.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 2:54:32 AM   
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Don't ask what your country can do for you,ask what you can do for your country.

I,Pyro the Clown, offer my services to my country, to personally hand check every pair of suspiciously large or round bosoms that I think might pose a threat.

Just try'n to do my part to keep America safe

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 3:44:10 AM   
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The link in the Op states it was from a story in "The Mirror", at which point I lost interest, sadly this rag used to be a very good witn investigative journalism. It hasnt been the same since Fat Bob took it over.

That said, I did have a wry smile when the explosive tit expert they quoted was the unfortunately named Paul Beaver.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 4:41:20 AM   
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They had to talk to Paul Beaver because Hugh Hooters was unavailable.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 6:05:05 AM   
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Women have been using their tits as weapons for millennia. What's the big deal?

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 6:14:26 AM   
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Explosions, obviously.
You could fit a lot of explosives in that Bianca Beauchamp's implants, for instance...


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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 6:19:15 AM   
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I just applied at the TSA.


Yeah, but I bet it's one of those situations where only those with high seniority can get the job to check for breast bombs. All the new guys go on the anus bomb detail - and they'll get all the passengers with serious problems with flatulence.

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 8:16:47 AM   
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When do we stop exchanging liberty for fear?


When the sniggers stop, a very serious question remains to be answered. A question that probably can be asked in any Western country, not just the US.

Since 9/11 most Western countries have exchanged considerable chunks of their liberty for fear. That something as moronic as this "breast bomb" actually gets published by the media, no matter how yellow the particular outlet happens to be, is just one indication of the extent of mass hysteria that circulates, all of it with a single purpose - to instill fear into the populations,

Fear of what? When was the last time AQ managed to carry out a terror attack in the West? We're all so well guarded not even an email escapes scrutiny any more. So what exactly we supposed to be afraid of? Have the hundreds of billions spent constructing the Surveillance State bought us security? If not what have they been spent on? We're now more scared of our Govts and their endless intrusions into our private lives than anything else.

Isn't the point of all this supposed to be eliminating fear not instilling it?

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 8:54:19 AM   
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Sadly, the point seems to be more ensuring that the electorate are scared of the right people: outsiders and terrorists, rather than the politicians who are fucking them over. The scaremongering about jihadists is working a lot better than the scaremongering about druggies used to back in the '80s and '90s, isn't it?

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 9:14:56 AM   
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so I sorta get why dudes are willing to die when they are dumb enough to think they got 70+ virgins on the other side waiting for them to arrive via bomb blast..

but whats in it for chicks to do that? it doesn't make sense to me..

and it crosses my mind that its AQ fuckin' with Homeland Security and all those nuts.. just "chatter" a bit and 18 embassies get closed down for a week.. make threats and the US (along with other various countries) goes bizerk.. costing untold billions over the last 12 years or so..

seriously, OBL wanted to cost the US so much money that they would go bankrupt.. that wouldn't happen overnight, of course, but we will see how long it takes for the ever increasing spending & security to do that..

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 9:28:42 AM   
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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 9:50:32 AM   
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Okay, just how far can this explosive tit story be milked?

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 3:34:09 PM   
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so I sorta get why dudes are willing to die when they are dumb enough to think they got 70+ virgins on the other side waiting for them to arrive via bomb blast..

but whats in it for chicks to do that? it doesn't make sense to me..


Dont die a virgin!!!!

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 3:49:36 PM   
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Dont die a virgin!!!!

Hmmm... A vagina bomb ought to take care of that... TALK about cumming hard!

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 4:59:44 PM   
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Fear of what? When was the last time AQ managed to carry out a terror attack in the West? We're all so well guarded not even an email escapes scrutiny any more.
Isn't the point of all this supposed to be eliminating fear not instilling it?




I call your last time and raise you one "When was the first time".


ah huh and if you read the code its very nicely written to stipulate THEIR terrorism as legal activities used to influence society and policy and everyone elses illegal.

democracy and your unequal protection under the law.








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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 5:01:03 PM   
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Okay, just how far can this explosive tit story be milked?



nipple nukes?

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RE: Breast Bombs - Serious Threat - 8/20/2013 5:15:26 PM   
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fr=

Okay, just how far can this explosive tit story be milked?


Maybe AC/DC can re-release a slightly changed version of one of their more popular songs:

'Cause I'm T-I-T, I'm dynamite
T-I-T, and I'll win the fight
T-I-T, I'm a power load
T-I-T, watch me explode!



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