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jlf1961 -> Help wanted (8/23/2013 5:11:50 PM)
Position: Prophet Pay : depends on accuracy. Ability to perform miraculous acts a plus. The Cleveland Browns winning a world series would be a good start. Due to the failure of all the prophecies predicting the end of the world last year, it is clear we need a new set of prophets. I have taken it upon my self to look for qualified individuals.

Kirata -> RE: Help wanted (8/23/2013 5:23:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Position: Prophet Pay : depends on accuracy. Ability to perform miraculous acts a plus. The Cleveland Browns winning a world series would be a good start. I am currently performing the miraculous act of living. But the Browns, sorry. K.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Help wanted (8/23/2013 6:57:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Position: Prophet Pay : depends on accuracy. Ability to perform miraculous acts a plus. The Cleveland Browns winning a world series would be a good start. Due to the failure of all the prophecies predicting the end of the world last year, it is clear we need a new set of prophets. I have taken it upon my self to look for qualified individuals. That would be truly miraculous since the Browns play football (sort of) and not baseball, but then again they probably have a better shot at winning the World Series than the Superbowl

jlf1961 -> RE: Help wanted (8/23/2013 7:59:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Position: Prophet Pay : depends on accuracy. Ability to perform miraculous acts a plus. The Cleveland Browns winning a world series would be a good start. Due to the failure of all the prophecies predicting the end of the world last year, it is clear we need a new set of prophets. I have taken it upon my self to look for qualified individuals. That would be truly miraculous since the Browns play football (sort of) and not baseball, but then again they probably have a better shot at winning the World Series than the Superbowl You see why it would be an accurate description of miracle?

LadyPact -> RE: Help wanted (8/23/2013 10:59:24 PM)
How much time do I get with the opposing team(s)?

Bstardsbitch1 -> RE: Help wanted (8/24/2013 2:46:56 AM)
I can just imagine LadyPact just what you would do to the other teams [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Help wanted (8/24/2013 3:21:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact How much time do I get with the opposing team(s)? I wanna see that....PERK

ShaharThorne -> RE: Help wanted (8/24/2013 3:32:57 AM)
I charge by the hour for any scrying services. At least John Dee had it easy with Elizabeth I... As for the Browns, it will take a miracle and last I checked those are reserved for the Saints.

Zonie63 -> RE: Help wanted (8/24/2013 7:01:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Position: Prophet Pay : depends on accuracy. Ability to perform miraculous acts a plus. The Cleveland Browns winning a world series would be a good start. Due to the failure of all the prophecies predicting the end of the world last year, it is clear we need a new set of prophets. I have taken it upon my self to look for qualified individuals. The best I can do is have Charlie Brown's team win the World Series, but you'll have to make a sacrifice to the Great Pumpkin.

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