Sheela22
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ORIGINAL: Sheela22 You mean Michael Jackson style? I can't think of anyone ever done that.. Oh wait Robert Downy Jr in Tropic Thunder did a fictional surgery and went from a white guy to a black guy and his famous e quote "I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!" ... Seriously why ? And how Love the scenes with Lazarus and Alpa-they're just so fucked up "Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in here for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee! Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure. Alpa Chino: I just wanted to thrown another shrimp on your barbie! Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny. Kevin Sandusky: Hey, fellas... it's hot! We're tired! It stinks! Alpa Chino: I ain't fuckin' with you, Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry the dingo ate your baby! Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines. Kevin Sandusky: Guys, relax! Alpa Chino: You know what? Fuck that, man! I'm sick of this koala-huntin' nigga tellin' me- [is cut off as Lazarus slaps him; goes to punch back] Kirk Lazarus: [blocking the punch and pulling Alpa into an embrace] For four hundred years, that word has kept us down. Alpa Chino: What the fuck? Kirk Lazarus: Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby... Alpa Chino: [pulling away] That's the theme song to The Jeffersons. Man, you really need help. Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song don't mean it's not true." Kirk Lazarus: But Simple Jack thought he was smart, or rather didn't think he was retarded. So you can't afford to play retarded- bein' a smart actor. Playin' someone who ain't smart, but thinks he is- that's tricky. It's like playin' with mercury. This is- a science, this is a high art, man! You an artist. Hats off for goin' there. 'Specially knowin' how the Academy is about that shit. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know, Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Plus he was a war hero. How many retarded war heroes do you know? Peter Sellers, 'Being There.' Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001. 'I Am Sam.' Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed.   Byong: We no get money yet. Price now 100 million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack Die! Les Grossman: Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself.
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