jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 First, I have to deduct points for spelling and failing to capitalize 'Americans", which is a common mistake for people who have nothing higher than maybe an 8th grade education. Please consult a dictionary next time or use the fucking spell checker in the damn browser. Secondly, I am not a homicidal maniac, the people I killed were at the behest of the US government. Third, I am not a hysterical sociopath, while I do have an antisocial personality, I am not a sociopath, there is a big difference. Now I will agree that the majority of Americans have some form of neurosis, they are usually harmless and manifest themselves in various phobias, but they are otherwise harmless. I have even seen neurotic behavior on this website, specifically the various reactions to spider pictures. Now admittedly I am a survivalist, and I am deeply concerned with the chance of some natural disaster destroying civilization, but that does not fit any of your examples or statements. I suggest that you refrain from making any general statements you are not qualified to make, and furthermore, it might benefit you to return to junior high and complete at least a 12th grade education before you start making observations dealing with American society.
I was totally with you until you confused My undereducated American brain with the spider pic. The spider image was a manifestation of my devious evil mind to strike terror into those users who suffer arachnophobia. When I succeed in taking over the world and enforcing my evil plans, I will make it mandatory that large mutant guard spiders be held by guards at the entrance of every public establishment. You see I have a few friends working on reactivating the genes in tarantulas to make them grow to the size of pit bulls, maybe even the size of a Newfoundland, one of the largest dog breeds on the planet. This way we can stop subjecting the venerable canine to such mundane chores as law enforcement duty.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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