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LookieNoNookie -> I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 3:15:08 PM)

I found myself unusually attractive.

I now find myself wanting me.

I wonder what I'd say if I asked me out....would I be demur and say "maybe....what do you look like?" or would I be bold, direct, to the point and simply say "yeah baby....I think you're the one....call me...".

What if I was nervous and couldn't get it up? And if I couldn't, should I tell myself "go fuck (myself)!". I mean, I did pay for dinner and all.

What if I wanted a kiss....on the FIRST date???? OMG!!! Should I be offended or aroused?

And, if I did tell myself to go fuck myself, should I just say...."what a fine idea....don't mind if I do!"?

(I mean, let's face it...I am the best I've ever had).

I need advice.

Please help.






kiwisub12 -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:00:45 PM)

Don't ask yourself out! You will probably find that yourself is a fake, and really a findom and want tribute, which of course, you couldn't afford.
Besides , you might not measure up to your standards, and have to dump yourself, whereupon you will probably start to stalk yourself, come on cm and announce to all that you are a fake, and get a gold letter from the mods and end up on moderation. [:o]



LadyPact -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:03:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I found myself unusually attractive.

I now find myself wanting me.

I just got this sudden flashback to that scene from "Silence of the Lambs" when the guy is femming himself up, looking in the mirror and saying, "I'd fuck me."

<Shudder>




theshytype -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:28:15 PM)

Of course you will want you. I've been told (I believe 173 times now) that men looooooooovvve a slut and if you are a slut than you would probably be more than happy to be with yourself.
Normally I would recommend that no matter how much of a slut you want to be, don't give into the temptation that is...yourself.
Get to know yourself first as you will never be able to respect yourself if you give yourself to yourself too soon.
BUT, if the feeling is right, go for it.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:31:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

Don't ask yourself out! You will probably find that yourself is a fake, and really a findom and want tribute, which of course, you couldn't afford.
Besides , you might not measure up to your standards, and have to dump yourself, whereupon you will probably start to stalk yourself, come on cm and announce to all that you are a fake, and get a gold letter from the mods and end up on moderation. [:o]


OMFG!!!! I never considered dumping my ass!!!! I'm so fucking damned cute that wouldn't even cross my mind but.....I might wear the wrong shoes.....DEATH KNELL!!!!!!

Fuck me (and I mean that)!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:35:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: theshytype

Of course you will want you. (natch) I've been told (I believe 173 times now) that men looooooooovvve a slut and if you are a slut then you would probably be more than happy to be with yourself. (Well stated...if I didn't know better....I could have said that myself).
Normally I would recommend that no matter how much of a slut you want to be, don't give into the temptation that is...yourself.
Get to know yourself first as you will never be able to respect yourself if you give yourself to yourself too soon.
BUT, if the feeling is right, go for it. (So, if I tell myself to go fuck {myself}....I should?).


I should have coffee with me first then.....that's what I'm hearing.



ivone57 -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 4:38:54 PM)

lol @ what LadyPact said... i totally agree with ya.... it puts the lotion on



xxblushesxx -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 6:32:33 PM)

I think you should quit playing hard to get and just go for it. What's the worse that could happen?



DesFIP -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 7:42:07 PM)

I hate to ruin a good Lookie funny thread by being serious but you should be willing to date yourself. You shouldn't put things on the side until you have a partner to do them with, go do them by yourself.

Don't not go out to dinner because you don't have someone to go with. Treat yourself as you would someone you loved.

Because we need to love ourselves.

As far as sex, well the one sex partner we will always have is ourselves. So we ought to have that be a satisfying relationship.



metamorfosis -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 7:43:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I found myself unusually attractive.


I just perved your profile. There are no pics of you. What a fraud. I can't believe somebody on the internet deceived me.



heartcream -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 8:03:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I hate to ruin a good Lookie funny thread by being serious but you should be willing to date yourself. You shouldn't put things on the side until you have a partner to do them with, go do them by yourself.

Don't not go out to dinner because you don't have someone to go with. Treat yourself as you would someone you loved.

Because we need to love ourselves.

As far as sex, well the one sex partner we will always have is ourselves. So we ought to have that be a satisfying relationship.



Love this post! Good advice!



ThatsMaamToYouTo -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 8:13:11 PM)

Yes, have coffee with yourself first. Try a nice haughty organic blend; something with some balls. Discuss literature, and film noir. Really delve into the real you.

When the date's over, walk to your car and go fuck yourself. :)



tommonymous -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 8:20:34 PM)

Please tell me you remembered to add 5-10 years to the stated age, subtract at least two inches from height, (And probably length as well--let's face it, you probably can trust yourself the least about this one...) and add 30-50 pounds to stated weight. Also, did you remember that your hair has probably thinned/ receded/ disappeared altogether since your profile pics were taken?

I just don't want you to set yourself up for heartache by getting too attached to the online image of yourself before you meet you...

ETA: GET YOUR DAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE BEFORE YOU MEET! I mean, who knows what kind of whackjob you are...



splatterpunk -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/3/2013 8:23:30 PM)

@ thats maam to you i love the phrase "haughty blend." absolutely stealing it.

"yo barrista, get over here and haughty this blend up, toot sweet!"



MasterCaneman -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:59:41 AM)

Just as long as you don't start stalking yourself you'll be just fine.



theshytype -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:24:58 PM)

I think coffee is a great idea. Maybe a little snuggling afterwards.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:55:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I think you should quit playing hard to get and just go for it. What's the worse that could happen?


I might tell myself I'm not interested.

(I am a bit coy).



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:56:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I hate to ruin a good Lookie funny thread by being serious but you should be willing to date yourself. You shouldn't put things on the side until you have a partner to do them with, go do them by yourself.

Don't not go out to dinner because you don't have someone to go with. Treat yourself as you would someone you loved.

Because we need to love ourselves.

As far as sex, well the one sex partner we will always have is ourselves. So we ought to have that be a satisfying relationship.


I see a larger payment into my 401K by virtue.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:58:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: metamorfosis

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I found myself unusually attractive.


I just perved your profile. There are no pics of you. What a fraud. I can't believe somebody on the internet deceived me.



That picture IS me!!!!!

(I'm the guy on the right).



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just looked up my own profile..... (9/4/2013 7:59:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatsMaamToYouTo

Yes, have coffee with yourself first. Try a nice haughty organic blend; something with some balls. Discuss literature, and film noir. Really delve into the real you.

When the date's over, walk to your car and go fuck yourself. :)


What if I (completely) embarrass myself unable to answer film Noir questions?

I know Twilight Zone.....all black and white stuff....



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