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Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/4/2013 2:28:19 PM

Miyani

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Evening, ladies and the gents who love them.

I generally consider myself pretty good at shopping - not always a positive thing! But in this case I find myself stymied, and I'm hoping you can help.

I'm looking for a harness compatible, squirting, realistic looking, silicone dildo. With balls is preferred, but not mandatory. I've found some that are realistic but not harness compatible, harness compatible and purple, realistic and harness compatible but made of rubber that I would hesitate to call insertable.

A realistic size would also be fantastic. Something along the lines of 5-7 insertable inches, and an approximately 1.5" diameter. Suckable rather than fuckable.

Any help you can provide is much appreciated, especially if you have experience with the cock in question and can offer some very basic reviews. Thanks!

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/4/2013 11:21:52 PM

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Sorry that I can't help, but I do have a question if you don't mind.

What do you use for, um, fluids? Is there someone out there selling replica semen or do you make your own? And if so, do you attempt to replicate the taste and texture, or not?

Thanks.

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/5/2013 3:59:04 AM

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I would think a thin mix of xanthan gum would work, that is less xanthan gum and more water. Xanthan gum is a powder that can be used for thickening and is actually a food additive, so it's 100% safe for ingestion. I've used a thicker mix of it for strapon play lube, it's gooeyish and does the job quite nicely. It would feel kind of like, er, ejaculate in the mouth but there would be no taste. I suppose one could add salt to it.....

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/5/2013 6:13:48 AM

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In a very similar vein to NBMG, I use a thinner version of the flax lube that I make at home, with added flavoring (salt, or a little bit of coconut amino, or even a little greek yogurt - this is going in an ass, not a vagina, so that are fewer yeast infection concerns). There are various recipes online that use a little flour too, I think, as that lends a bit of the right color.

The boy is interested in saving up his own fluids for a while, so I'll let y'all know if that works. It seems like there's a lot that could go bad with that. Like... the semen.

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/5/2013 7:07:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: Miyani

Evening, ladies and the gents who love them.

I generally consider myself pretty good at shopping - not always a positive thing! But in this case I find myself stymied, and I'm hoping you can help.

I'm looking for a harness compatible, squirting, realistic looking, silicone dildo. With balls is preferred, but not mandatory. I've found some that are realistic but not harness compatible, harness compatible and purple, realistic and harness compatible but made of rubber that I would hesitate to call insertable.

A realistic size would also be fantastic. Something along the lines of 5-7 insertable inches, and an approximately 1.5" diameter. Suckable rather than fuckable.

Any help you can provide is much appreciated, especially if you have experience with the cock in question and can offer some very basic reviews. Thanks!

This is the squirting dildo I've been using with a Texas Two strap harness,
http://www.fallenangeltoys.com/realistic-squirt-cock-color-flesh-p-1913.html

If you want more info on how to modifiy, send me a message...

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/5/2013 7:56:58 AM

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That looks pretty darn perfect, actually, thank you!

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/5/2013 11:49:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

Sorry that I can't help, but I do have a question if you don't mind.

What do you use for, um, fluids? Is there someone out there selling replica semen or do you make your own? And if so, do you attempt to replicate the taste and texture, or not?

Thanks.

One mind-fuck I've used is to pour some liquid glucosamine-chondroitin into a condom. I tell the boy it's from my other sub, and that I've added berry flavoring because I'm nice. The texture is slimy like snot, and the taste is almost exactly the briny, iodine-laced taste of semen.

If you decide to try this, be sure your partner is not allergic to shellfish.

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/6/2013 7:37:32 AM

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I... I think I love you. :D

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RE: Uh, not that kind of squirting - 9/6/2013 11:55:13 AM

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