Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]?

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samdarella -> Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 12:32:39 AM)
A year and a half ago I wrote to Master and asked for a ResidentSadist for my bday. (See His profile if you haven't already. You will understand). Well it wasn't on my bday, but I got my birthday wish. As you have probably guessed from His many posts, Master has been there, done that. Yet there are 2 fantasies that remain unfulfilled. One is the she-male midget and the other a quad amputee. I need all my limbs to be able to serve Master so I can't fulfill that one. But on His birthday I wish I could make His dream come true. For now the best I can do is ask everyone to join me in wishing ResidentSadist a very happy and kinky birthday. I love You Master!

TNDommeK -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 2:38:00 AM)
Happy birthday!!!!!!!

samdarella -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 3:17:35 AM)
Needles... Good to see you. Have missed your wit.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 9:02:02 AM)
She is such a funny devil. You should see my Birthday card . . hang on . . ok,, here we go. My bday card: [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/bcard1.jpg[/img] [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/bcard2.jpg[/img]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 9:34:46 AM)
Happy birthday RS!

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 12:08:09 PM)
Happy B-Day RS. If I'd have only known, I would have sent you some squid for use![:)]

tsatske -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 12:29:23 PM)
Kana, How about a jellyfish and an electric eel? I can think of good uses for them :)

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 12:53:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske Kana, How about a jellyfish and an electric eel? I can think of good uses for them :) Kiddo,I like your style. I really do.

MizzSpitfire -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 1:24:45 PM)
jellyfish?? electric eels?? glad i don't live in Kentucky

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 3:53:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MizzSpitfire jellyfish?? electric eels?? glad i don't live in Kentucky Awwwww, don't be jealous now...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 5:26:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: samdarella A year and a half ago I wrote to Master and asked for a ResidentSadist for my bday. (See His profile if you haven't already. You will understand). Well it wasn't on my bday, but I got my birthday wish. As you have probably guessed from His many posts, Master has been there, done that. Yet there are 2 fantasies that remain unfulfilled. One is the she-male midget and the other a quad amputee. I need all my limbs to be able to serve Master so I can't fulfill that one. But on His birthday I wish I could make His dream come true. For now the best I can do is ask everyone to join me in wishing ResidentSadist a very happy and kinky birthday. I love You Master! I will cut off my limbs for Master. (This, I give to you). (Problem is....I'm 5/10).

SubvsSlave -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 8:09:33 PM)
Happy Birthday!!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/7/2013 8:57:25 PM)
I am glad my cephalopod and Hydrozoa-loving friends could take time to come by and spice things up. At least some of you are show the willingness to "cut off my limbs for Master" . . . although the "helpless hot chic with no arms or legs" fantasy wanes in the light of having a man's junk in the way. I don't care how pretty you are crossdressing, having a big ol' cock dragging the ground from your limbless body just doesn't have the same appeal. A twue slave would at least offer "a sex change and then cut off my limbs for Master" to be an effective answer. Just sayin'

needlesandpins -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 2:40:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist She is such a funny devil. You should see my Birthday card . . hang on . . ok,, here we go. My bday card: [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/bcard1.jpg[/img] [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/bcard2.jpg[/img] they are called CRAFT moments, can't remember a fucking thing. best to just pretend like it was never important at all until it comes back to mind. after all she won't be going anywhere soon in those chains so what does it matter if you forgot for a moment what you had planned to do next lol my mouth watered at the idea of squid, but then I saw jellyfish mentioned and remembered who it was talking about the squid......my mouth dried as i'm now not sure we're talking chillied and roasted are we?........the squid I mean, that wasn't an idea for play......blimey a girl has to be so careful what she says around here. needles

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 5:21:55 AM)
quote: the squid I mean, that wasn't an idea for play Hey hey,easy now. Don't e knocking things unless you've tried em. Let me tell you, a gals never ever been whipped until He does it to her with a squid. Grab the tentacle base, swing like a sling, then beat her with this squishy squid head. So much fun. :-) All gals who try it love it. Trust me here...

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 7:03:08 AM)
Dang, 2X post. Shit,I've been edited. That's the first time in ages...

Kana -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 7:04:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: the squid I mean, that wasn't an idea for play Hey hey,easy now. Don't be knocking things unless you've tried em. Let me tell you, a gals never ever been whipped until He does it to her with a squid. Grab the tentacle base, swing like a sling, then beat her with this squishy squid head. So much fun. :-) All gals who take the ride love it. Trust me here...

needlesandpins -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 10:44:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: samdarella Needles... Good to see you. Have missed your wit. would seem our wit wasn't appreciated by all. it took me quite a while to work out why my post was actually pulled seeing as I had no explanation as to why. oh well one lives and learns. needles

needlesandpins -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 10:48:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: the squid I mean, that wasn't an idea for play Hey hey,easy now. Don't e knocking things unless you've tried em. Let me tell you, a gals never ever been whipped until He does it to her with a squid. Grab the tentacle base, swing like a sling, then beat her with this squishy squid head. So much fun. :-) All gals who try it love it. Trust me here... I guess it kills two birds with one stone. one beaten body, and one tenderised squid lol needles

ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I find a midget she-male nun with a [redacted by spoil sport mod]? (9/8/2013 9:43:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana Dang, 2X post. Shit,I've been edited. That's the first time in ages... So you managed to step outside the lines in a thread about shemale midgets and donkeys??? I am sorry I missed that one.

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