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Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/7/2013 5:05:26 PM

LookieNoNookie

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....who could be an unending swirl of craziness (Mom doesn't have to know about that part).

We could tell her later....

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/7/2013 10:10:17 PM

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Haven't you read Hillwilliam's famous words of wisdom?

Never stick your dick in crazy.

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/7/2013 10:31:29 PM

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I've seen you make some amusing posts, but be serious when trying to be helpful to a newbie, and my first impression was that you were a wise-ass sub. Cool, a couple of my closest male sub buddies are smart-asses. Then you referred to yourself as an "INTJ Dom" in a recent MBTI personality type thread (http://www.collarchat.com/m_4526320/tm.htm); my question is, have you changed your classification, or have you been a straight male sub all along? I mean, you do come on a bit strong in your profile for someone who can be silly at times, not as subby-sounding as most do.

This might be relevant to any future kinky girlfriend you plan on taking home to meet your mom. I'm not trying to yank your chain, I'm sincerely curious.

I might add that of the INTJ and/or wiseguy subs I've interacted (NOT sessioned) with, besides being computer guys, they all want to be treated like a pet as opposed to a slave, and that their defiance/arrogance is a smokescreen for their desire to be similarly shown a lot of affection & attention. Not to put you on the spot - since as an INTJ, this is not something you would want to readily admit - but does this resonate with you personally at all? What also doesn't jive is that you listed you Love Cuckolding, and that's not consistent with how possessive these guys I know are. None of them would ever share their woman.

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 12:45:38 AM

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Mea Culpa--You were quoting provfivetine, then remarked that you were an MBTI once, without disclosing your own type. So we can forget about the INTJ stuff, unless it does apply. I guess your smart-aleckyness got the better of me.

Suggestion LNN, if I did pick up on the "pet" or "boytoy" deal - and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be treated like a mindless slave, as some subs regard it - you might want to replace half of the stuff in your profile with what you can offer of yourself to a woman, any woman, other than a living arrangement.

Btw, even in some vanilla marriages, the husband turns over his paycheck to his wife, the bills get paid, they both manage their spending within a budget, and hopefully put some money away in savings and/or investments. Is this vanilla wife more worthy than her Domme counterpart, in such an instance?

Just food for thought, my pet.

P.S. Are you seriously looking for a kinky girlfriend-next-door, or are you yanking our chains?

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 6:25:47 AM

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ust food for thought, my pet.

You adopted Lookie?

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 6:40:54 AM

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Never stick your dick in crazy.

*Snickers*
How else is a straight man to get laid?

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 8:29:30 AM

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quote:

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ust food for thought, my pet.

You adopted Lookie?

Someone needs to.

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 8:30:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

*Snickers*
How else is a straight man to get laid?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....you do know they use lead in lipstick.....says it all :)

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 8:33:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TigressLily

Mea Culpa--You were quoting provfivetine, then remarked that you were an MBTI once, without disclosing your own type. So we can forget about the INTJ stuff, unless it does apply. I guess your smart-aleckyness got the better of me.

Suggestion LNN, if I did pick up on the "pet" or "boytoy" deal - and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be treated like a mindless slave, as some subs regard it - you might want to replace half of the stuff in your profile with what you can offer of yourself to a woman, any woman, other than a living arrangement.

Btw, even in some vanilla marriages, the husband turns over his paycheck to his wife, the bills get paid, they both manage their spending within a budget, and hopefully put some money away in savings and/or investments. Is this vanilla wife more worthy than her Domme counterpart, in such an instance?

Just food for thought, my pet.

P.S. Are you seriously looking for a kinky girlfriend-next-door, or are you yanking our chains?

One of the ongoing dilemma's of tests :)

As to one of your topics, while my (ex) wife was neither dominant, nor kinky in any way shape or form, I always gave her my paycheck because she was insanely organized, and she paid all the bills, we saved 1/2 of what remained, the other half, I invested for us.

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/8/2013 5:57:41 PM

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Suggestion LNN, if I did pick up on the "pet" or "boytoy" deal - and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be treated like a mindless slave, as some subs regard it - you might want to replace half of the stuff in your profile with what you can offer of yourself to a woman, any woman, other than a living arrangement.

And I think it's one of the finer profiles out there.. but then I don't care for the sycophantic crap. I love the honesty and "this is the package" sensibility. That's realistic and it's rare. All too often one finds the fawning ingratiating style that's simply a role and a barrier to honesty. I like the groveling when it's that drooling babbling nonsensical begging ...
but I digress.

I just don't do long distance adoptions.. alas.....

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/9/2013 1:08:02 AM

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Anybody who can't see what LNN has to offer a woman is blind or just plain self-absorbed! Money, homes, affection, attention, stability, clarity, intelligence, wit, charm. He makes me wish I could jump the fence and capture him!

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/9/2013 4:03:42 AM

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Anybody who can't see what LNN has to offer a woman is blind or just plain self-absorbed! Money, homes, affection, attention, stability, clarity, intelligence, wit, charm. He makes me wish I could jump the fence and capture him!

Clearly an intelligent woman :)

(I'm sure I could find a ladder somewhere)

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RE: Looking for a girl I could take home to Mom and.... - 9/9/2013 1:46:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Kana

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Never stick your dick in crazy.

*Snickers*
How else is a straight man to get laid?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....you do know they use lead in lipstick.....says it all :)

That explains so much

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