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A Pirate - 6/30/2006 8:42:43 PM

HarryVanWinkle

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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender goes to serve him and notices that he's got a steering wheel sticking up out of the front of his pants with a parrot perched on it.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, but do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking up out of the front of your pants with a parrot perched on it?"

The pirate says, "Yar, Matey! He's drivin' me nuts!"

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RE: A Pirate - 7/1/2006 4:55:32 PM

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Maybe that explains why there aren't more pirate jokes :-)

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RE: A Pirate - 7/1/2006 8:09:22 PM

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Maybe that explains why there aren't more pirate jokes :-)

LOL agreed :-)

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RE: A Pirate - 7/1/2006 8:12:32 PM

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A man walks into an Ice Cream Parlor and sees 3 beautiful women sitting at the bar/counter eating ice cream cones.

The first is sucking her ice cream cone,
The second is licking her ice cream cone,
The third is biting her ice cream cone...

Which women is slave?

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                                                                              ~mate'~

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RE: A Pirate - 7/1/2006 8:15:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender goes to serve him and notices that he's got a steering wheel sticking up out of the front of his pants with a parrot perched on it.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, but do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking up out of the front of your pants with a parrot perched on it?"

The pirate says, "Yar, Matey! He's drivin' me nuts!"

I loved it, Harry.

Let another one rip.

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RE: A Pirate - 7/1/2006 8:16:43 PM

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The third girl.

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RE: A Pirate - 7/2/2006 4:21:20 AM

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the one with the collar on knelling on the floor of course

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RE: A Pirate - 7/2/2006 6:27:08 AM

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That sucked so bad it was good :-)

And, all three Women were slaves.

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RE: A Pirate - 7/2/2006 5:55:51 PM

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quote:

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the one with the collar on knelling on the floor of course

So close!
The answer is (no matter what the person answers)
No, it's the one with the collar on her neck, but I like the way You think

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RE: A Pirate - 7/2/2006 6:39:21 PM

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Aww I liked the pirate joke, but joke wise I'm easy to please

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RE: A Pirate - 7/3/2006 6:57:51 PM

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I love the pirate joke.

For the 3 girls.. I would have said the one asking for another

~Smokey

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RE: A Pirate - 7/4/2006 10:04:08 AM

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer.

When he's almost finished drinking it, the bartender asks him if he'd like another.

Descartes says, "I think not."

And immediately ceases to exist.

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