What's a single man to do????????

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LookieNoNookie -> What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 6:30:31 PM)
So, my son suggested today I get on a dating site. I have absolutely NO idea what to write about myself (you know....other than the obvious; Remarkably handsome....brilliant beyond compare....dapper {natch}, able to leap tall buildings)....great footwear.....

TheHeretic -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 6:47:46 PM)
So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see. [:D]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:04:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see. [:D] [sm=rofl.gif] If sonny only knew..

CarpeComa -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:08:08 PM)
Don't forget to hint that you are rich/famous and possess a tree trunk in your pants.

theshytype -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:17:25 PM)
Sooooooo, you didn't tell him about the secret love affair you're having with yourself then?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:33:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see. [:D] I stuck the 17 inch vibrator under the cat.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:34:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CarpeComa Don't forget to hint that you are rich/famous and possess a tree trunk in your pants. I prefer to keep all of my landscaping facts to myself.

TheHeretic -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:36:12 PM)
Bonsai doesn't count [8D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What's a single man to do???????? (9/13/2013 7:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theshytype Sooooooo, you didn't tell him about the secret love affair you're having with yourself then? He'll find out soon enough (he does have my DNA, after all).

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