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Wood - 9/13/2013 7:28:35 PM   
hungboyneedstoy


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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:40:59 PM   
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Since this has nothing to do with BDSM and will be moved, welcome to Collarme!! It's good place for newbies to do some reading and begin to discover what this is all about.

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:42:38 PM   
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The mods will be along soon to remove this. I suggest going over to the introductions and introducing yourself with more than a ploy for profile views.

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:42:51 PM   
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No, really.


I would welcome you to the forums but you really aren't here for that... are you?

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:42:52 PM   
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Take about wank fodder.

Keep on jerking boy!

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:52:29 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 7:56:25 PM   
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One more strike and you're OUT!

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 8:05:47 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 8:19:41 PM   
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Woodstock would stock as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
That's how much wood Woodstock would stock if Woodstock could stock wood.


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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 8:46:02 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 9:21:46 PM   
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Snoop Dog is gone. We have ushered in the era of Snoop Lion...

How much lying could a lion lie if the lion actually lied?

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 11:24:29 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 11:31:34 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 11:33:59 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/13/2013 11:37:20 PM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/14/2013 7:31:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Justatasteplease
Didn't Woodstock hang out with Snoopy? So how much snoop could Snoopy snoop if Snoopy could snoop with SnoopDog?

The Woodstock referred to in that one was an inmate from Jackson prison MI. He was one of the few people guards and called by his nickname instead of his last name (sign of respect). He acted as a jail house lawyer and got 9 people released. He changed a state law and prison policy on how mail was handled (instead of mishandled).

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Wood - 9/14/2013 8:40:11 AM   
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RE: Wood - 9/14/2013 8:43:51 AM   
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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/14/2013 8:46:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

How much wood would Woodstock stock if Woodstock could stock wood?
Woodstock would stock as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
That's how much wood Woodstock would stock if Woodstock could stock wood.




If you're talking about the Woodstock, NY lumber yard, about 800 linear feet of tongue and groove #2 cedar usually.

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RE: Older"Milf type" Sub/Switch Wanted - 9/14/2013 9:18:23 AM   
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