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hungboyneedstoy -> "Milf" types (9/13/2013 9:21:43 PM)
I feel like my chances of me finding a submissive or switch "cougar"(i'm 22) is going to be impossible.

SeekingTrinity -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 9:25:08 PM)
No, it is not possible without being officially certified through the Department of Fish and Wildlife. You have to fill out a 22 page application with the cougar department. Be warned though, the backlog of applications waiting to be processed is monumental.

ivone57 -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 9:51:10 PM)
i was called a gilf the other day...does that qualify

DomKen -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 10:07:42 PM)
FR If a 22 year old cannot find an older woman to fool around with he isn't trying very hard.

hungboyneedstoy -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 10:31:56 PM)
No I'm trying alright, maybe not doing it corectly

hungboyneedstoy -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 10:43:47 PM)
i couldn't say lol

MsLadySue -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 10:44:07 PM)
My comments are not to put you down, simply things I've read that other women have said they dislike. Your nickname is a turnoff because it gives the impression that the important thing here is your cock. Many women find it difficult to take a 22 year old Dom seriously. When viewing your profile it shows you are a picture collector. I wish you the best in your search for the sub you desire.

Gauge -> RE: "Milf" types (9/13/2013 11:04:24 PM)
Oh good. More shameless self promotion. Listen, MsLadySue is right, no one cares if you have the most enormous cock ever in the history of the world or of all mankind... no one cares. Especially the ladies. If that is what you think will hook you a woman, think again. This BDSM is not something that you just do because you have a dick, it is something that you do because it is who you are, and what you are doing, at the moment, is making a very bad first impression on others. We can be really helpful to people who are looking for help with things, but we have also been known to dine on the weak... and you are looking mighty tasty. My suggestion is that you delete this profile as soon as you possibly can, create another one with a more thoughtful nickname and then come back and try again. Your lack of tact and overall poor start here isn't going to get you a woman. And BDSM doesn't translate into easy lays... in fact, you have to do more work and invest more time because of the overall dynamic of BDSM. If you have no clue what it is I am talking about, try looking at the top of the General BDSM forums and go get a few of the books suggested there. Maybe then you will realize that your current approach is doomed.

DarkSteven -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 4:33:56 AM)
Fella, half your profile's friends are sub type women in Ohio that sound wonderful. Why not approach some of them? That said, your profile is oriented completely to play and not to relationships. Why not just go to play parties local to you? To be blunt, I feel like MsLadySue understated things. Your profile says that you are intellectually mature for your age, and then disproves it. It says: 1. You used a pic of Bettie Page instead of a cock pic. (As though those are the only possibilities.) 2. When they should call you Sir or Master. 3. How hung you are and what play you like. In addition, you have numerous misspellings. You write well enough that you should know the proper spelling - you're just too impatient to spell properly. Look, all it takes is TALKING with women. Most of them are starved for conversation. If you have decent looks, a good smile, and can talk intelligently, you'll have good luck. My guess is that you want to jump into play without making a connection and establishing rapport first. And if you want to talk with older women, you'll have to learn to relate to the topics they'd discuss - kids, work, exes, gardening, etc.

kalikshama -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 5:07:36 AM)
OP - when I was looking, I sought men around my own age, but would make an exception for younger men from time-to-time. Never because they had a big cock - they had to engage my mind. Good advice below: quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Listen, MsLadySue is right, no one cares if you have the most enormous cock ever in the history of the world or of all mankind... no one cares. Especially the ladies. If that is what you think will hook you a woman, think again. This BDSM is not something that you just do because you have a dick, it is something that you do because it is who you are, and what you are doing, at the moment, is making a very bad first impression on others. ... My suggestion is that you delete this profile as soon as you possibly can, create another one with a more thoughtful nickname and then come back and try again. Your lack of tact and overall poor start here isn't going to get you a woman. And BDSM doesn't translate into easy lays... in fact, you have to do more work and invest more time because of the overall dynamic of BDSM. If you have no clue what it is I am talking about, try looking at the top of the General BDSM forums and go get a few of the books suggested there. Maybe then you will realize that your current approach is doomed. quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Look, all it takes is TALKING with women. Most of them are starved for conversation. If you have decent looks, a good smile, and can talk intelligently, you'll have good luck. My guess is that you want to jump into play without making a connection and establishing rapport first. And if you want to talk with older women, you'll have to learn to relate to the topics they'd discuss - kids, work, exes, gardening, etc.

Hillwilliam -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 7:25:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hungboyneedstoy I feel like my chances of me finding a submissive or switch "cougar"(i'm 22) is going to be impossible. The good news is: "No, it's not impossible" I did it at your age and you can too. When I was 23, my sub/gf was 46 and lived in a REALLY nice part of Miami. Hell, I didn't even have an internet to use back then, I had to go and actually GASSSSSSSSP talk to people. The bad news is that you're going about it the wrong way. Mature women are.................Lean close cause I'm going to whisper this. I don't want a bunch of people finding out about this SEEKRIT. "they're mature". To entice one, you will have to be mature as well. Bluster and machismo may catch a Jersey Shore fan type of person but that isn't what you want, is it? If you wish to pursue a sophisticated woman, you need to be............sophisticated. Ditch the PBR happy hours and learn a bit about wine. Been watching "Real world" reruns? You may wish to switch to the History Channel. Ditch the board shorts and invest in a nice suit. Sophisticated women aren't found at "College night" at your favorite dive bar. They're found in museums and art gallery showings. You may wish to begin a new profile as your name will likely be off putting. Feel free to join us and ask questions. There is a wealth of experience here and a lot of people who will help you.

hlen5 -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 9:05:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge .......................... We can be really helpful to people who are looking for help with things, but we have also been known to dine on the weak... and you are looking mighty tasty. My suggestion is that you delete this profile as soon as you possibly can............. Profile is not found. The previous sentence was in the words of Stephen King "pretty chucklelicious"

slavekate80 -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 10:17:24 AM)
I'm taken, but when I was looking, I would have had no problem with a Dom in his early 20s. I specified I was looking for 20-39 and meant it. The rare message I got from someone under 25 was flattering, unless it was a silly message for other reasons, and some got responses. I'm 33, so that may not be old enough to qualify, but it depends on your definitions I suppose.

OsideGirl -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 1:54:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam The good news is: "No, it's not impossible" I did it at your age and you can too. Judging from his posts here in the forums, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it will be impossible for him. But, in reality: He's 22 and wants to dominate and older women. From my own point of a view, a 22 year old isn't up for what I consider a D/s relationship. He's nothing more than a source of kinky sex.

ResidentSadist -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 4:19:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hungboyneedstoy I feel like my chances of me finding a submissive or switch "cougar"(i'm 22) is going to be impossible. With a hidden profile, I would have to agree.

DarkSteven -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 4:21:46 PM)
We used to have some guy posting on CM called AsherdeLampyr, living in Utah. He was 20 years old and had a 40 year old femsub who once stated that he was the most mature man she'd ever known. But he was the exception.

DomKen -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 4:28:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam The good news is: "No, it's not impossible" I did it at your age and you can too. Judging from his posts here in the forums, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it will be impossible for him. But, in reality: He's 22 and wants to dominate and older women. From my own point of a view, a 22 year old isn't up for what I consider a D/s relationship. He's nothing more than a source of kinky sex. In my 20's it was a lot more play than a serious D/s relationship and I generally preferred older women at the time. But that strikes me as a very good way to learn if this lifestyle is for you.

getoutnow -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 4:33:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven she once stated that he was the most mature man she'd ever known. But he was the exception. Doubt it. She must have lead a very sheltered life or had really zero life experience. I can't really take anything seriously that kind of a woman says. ever.

peppermint -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 5:13:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: getoutnow quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven she once stated that he was the most mature man she'd ever known. But he was the exception. Doubt it. She must have lead a very sheltered life or had really zero life experience. I can't really take anything seriously that kind of a woman says. ever. Excuse me. What do you mean by "that kind of a woman"? Do you mean because she dates a man who is younger than she is? Is that against the law? Is it wrong? What are the proper ages people need to be to date?

DarkSteven -> RE: "Milf" types (9/14/2013 6:37:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: getoutnow quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven she once stated that he was the most mature man she'd ever known. But he was the exception. Doubt it. She must have lead a very sheltered life or had really zero life experience. I can't really take anything seriously that kind of a woman says. ever. His posts and her posts, which I read and which you have not, did not give me that impression.

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