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PyrotheClown -> O to the big breased picture whore (9/15/2013 8:20:27 PM)

O to you
the big breasted picture whores.
Those who upload pics of their delicious tits for all of us proverbial perverts to download,click on and stare upon with wanton insatiable lust
To those who share images of their lovely pair, I can only think of an unflattering uses.
I drool over your two greatest assets with such malice intent
both your masochistic tendencies and your massive mammaries make for a momentous cascade of malicious thoughts to course through my mind.Congrats, I'll be fruitlessly plotting out evil plans fer those huge delicious mammary glands for months.Thinking of the pain and tears I can squeeze from your hanging udders....but alas I am here and you are there....there will be no pain for your bussom to bare...but that does not quell the devil in my head, which wishes to use you for his amusement in my bed.I ache to know how much pain and suffering I can inflict,on those delicate tits.
Maybe I should focus more
on being a good person and that sorta bore
But I'd rather be whom who punishes whores
So that's where my brain sits,on the drawing board with your tits




PyrotheClown -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/15/2013 8:35:00 PM)

Moral of the story,don't type too fast,yer bound to make a few mistakes lol




MistressDarkArt -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/16/2013 11:15:33 AM)

[8|]Does anyone else find the OP's post creepy as hell?

Pyro, as obsessed as you are with breasts, please learn the correct spelling: b o s o m, not bussom.




MercTech -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/16/2013 5:38:02 PM)

Now, if you really want to get technical and put on a pedagogical hat; "breast" is the upper forward torso and is always singular.

The word you are really looking for is "teat" (pronounced tit). Bosom is a Victorian euphemism from an age when even chairs didn't have legs but "limbs".




PyrotheClown -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/16/2013 6:31:38 PM)

Thanks,giving people the heebie jeebies is one of my kinks lol

as for the spelling,yeah,lots of typos, but oh well
still thought it was clever,even in a sophomoric sense
was initially conceived as just a random pm,but decided to share it on a whim,where else am I gunna share some random crap like this lol.




SerWhiteTiger -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/16/2013 11:51:14 PM)

[sm=pompom.gif]

I like a woman who has pom poms the size of her head.




hlen5 -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/16/2013 11:59:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Now, if you really want to get technical and put on a pedagogical hat; "breast" is the upper forward torso and is always singular.

The word you are really looking for is "teat" (pronounced tit). Bosom is a Victorian euphemism from an age when even chairs didn't have legs but "limbs".


"Teat" has always seemed too bovine for me.




descrite -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 2:37:12 AM)

I think....you meant "ode."




MercTech -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 9:05:30 AM)

This thread has me singing Bob Hope's old theme song... "Thanks for the mammaries"

Tongue firmly in cheek,
Stefan




thishereboi -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 9:08:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

Thanks,giving people the heebie jeebies is one of my kinks lol

as for the spelling,yeah,lots of typos, but oh well
still thought it was clever,even in a sophomoric sense
was initially conceived as just a random pm,but decided to share it on a whim,where else am I gunna share some random crap like this lol.


Personally I didn't notice the typos. I was too busy pictures examples in my mind and smiling alot.




thishereboi -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 9:10:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Now, if you really want to get technical and put on a pedagogical hat; "breast" is the upper forward torso and is always singular.

The word you are really looking for is "teat" (pronounced tit). Bosom is a Victorian euphemism from an age when even chairs didn't have legs but "limbs".


"Teat" has always seemed too bovine for me.


me too, although I am not crazy about tit either. It just doesn't do them justice.




hlen5 -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 10:35:20 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Now, if you really want to get technical and put on a pedagogical hat; "breast" is the upper forward torso and is always singular.

The word you are really looking for is "teat" (pronounced tit). Bosom is a Victorian euphemism from an age when even chairs didn't have legs but "limbs".


"Teat" has always seemed too bovine for me.


me too, although I am not crazy about tit either. It just doesn't do them justice.


Agreed!!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 6:44:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

O to you
the big breasted picture whores.
Those who upload pics of their delicious tits for all of us proverbial perverts to download,click on and stare upon with wanton insatiable lust
To those who share images of their lovely pair, I can only think of an unflattering uses.
I drool over your two greatest assets with such malice intent
both your masochistic tendencies and your massive mammaries make for a momentous cascade of malicious thoughts to course through my mind.Congrats, I'll be fruitlessly plotting out evil plans fer those huge delicious mammary glands for months.Thinking of the pain and tears I can squeeze from your hanging udders....but alas I am here and you are there....there will be no pain for your bussom to bare...but that does not quell the devil in my head, which wishes to use you for his amusement in my bed.I ache to know how much pain and suffering I can inflict,on those delicate tits.
Maybe I should focus more
on being a good person and that sorta bore
But I'd rather be whom who punishes whores
So that's where my brain sits,on the drawing board with your tits


You may need ludes.




DesFIP -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/17/2013 8:49:55 PM)

I'm stuck on why the op automatically assumes women with large breasts are masochistic. Because there really is no corollary there.




PyrotheClown -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/20/2013 12:47:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I'm stuck on why the op automatically assumes women with large breasts are masochistic. Because there really is no corollary there.

Where the fuck did you get that from?




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/20/2013 1:51:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

This thread has me singing Bob Hope's old theme song... "Thanks for the mammaries"

Tongue firmly in cheek,
Stefan


Bob Hope stole it from the Marquis de Sade. Except the actual title was, "Spanks for the mammaries"




LookieNoNookie -> RE: O to the big breased picture whore (9/20/2013 4:36:39 PM)

Nothing here folks.....move along.




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