I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight!

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jlf1961 -> I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 6:33:44 PM)
If the moon reflects sunlight then answer the question [image]local://upfiles/622970/F595B5342FCA4CED9F47D7BEBA57C8F9.jpg[/image]

jlf1961 -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 6:35:27 PM)
try again [image]local://upfiles/622970/544D656FA75543219CB15C57C7486BBA.jpg[/image]

theshytype -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 7:26:18 PM)
Because vampires cannot see reflections. Therefore, we can conclude that the moon does indeed reflect sunlight.

Gauge -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 11:11:35 PM)
The moon is made of green cheese. Everyone knows that. Cheese is not reflective therefore cheese will not kill vampires.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 11:30:44 PM)
Everyone knows that vampires are exempt from having moonlighting issues: they do their best work at night.

Gauge -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 11:44:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland Everyone knows that vampires are exempt from having moonlighting issues: they do their best work at night. Yes, but in this economy, many Vampires must take on second and third jobs.

PyrotheClown -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/16/2013 11:59:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland Everyone knows that vampires are exempt from having moonlighting issues: they do their best work at night. Yes, but in this economy, many Vampires must take on second and third jobs. Lawyers rarely take second jobs

Toysinbabeland -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 12:25:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland Everyone knows that vampires are exempt from having moonlighting issues: they do their best work at night. Yes, but in this economy, many Vampires must take on second and third jobs. Alas, no matter how many jobs they get, they suck at everything.

Gauge -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 12:40:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland Alas, no matter how many jobs they get, they suck at everything. And they are quite batty.

thishereboi -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 6:56:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 try again [image]local://upfiles/622970/544D656FA75543219CB15C57C7486BBA.jpg[/image] There are millions of deadly vampire ions in sunlight. These ions are absorbed by the moon and not reflected in moonlight. This is why the moonlight is safe. Of course it also means that vampires will never be able to visit the moon but I guess that's not too high a price to pay for the ability to wander around at night.

mnottertail -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 8:33:11 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79NiN7ISW7E Einstienian view?

Moonhead -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 10:28:39 AM)
FR: Moonlight is only a fraction of the sun's output. Most of the UV (and other wavelengths) that cause vampires to messily explode in Blade films are not reflected back by the moon.

mnottertail -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 11:22:32 AM)
That's a howl, innit?

Moonhead -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 11:31:06 AM)
Yep. Shame about the third one, but the first two are great fun.

mnottertail -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 11:37:39 AM)
Not that there is a connection (at least to the non-english speaking Yanks amongst us) but does it strike you as serindipitous that your name is Moonhead and you are posting about the moon, when you reflect upon it? True Yanks would call that ironic, as usual, and as usual, they'd be wrong.

Rule -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 1:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theshytype Because vampires cannot see reflections. I am impressed. [sm=champ.gif]

metamorfosis -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 1:25:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The moon is made of green cheese. Everyone knows that. Cheese is not reflective therefore cheese will not kill vampires. I must say... I like the way you think.

metamorfosis -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 1:27:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theshytype Because vampires cannot see reflections. Therefore, we can conclude that the moon does indeed reflect sunlight. You too.

mnottertail -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 1:43:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: metamorfosis quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The moon is made of green cheese. Everyone knows that. Cheese is not reflective therefore cheese will not kill vampires. I must say... I like the way you think. One word. Garlic Cheese.

jlf1961 -> RE: I have proof that the moon does not reflect sunlight! (9/17/2013 2:02:06 PM)
I really hate to bust the myth of the moon is made of cheese thing, but I think there were a bunch of guys back in the last century that went there and did not find cheese, they found all kinds of other stuff, but not cheese. Now I have heard that they found all the socks that go missing in dryers proving every dryer comes standard with a sock eating wormhole that deposits the odd sock on the moon. They also found Hoffa's grave, fight 19 and the corner stone to the white house.

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