Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs...

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MasterCaneman -> Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/18/2013 10:50:10 PM)
...It be September 19th, Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrr, it be a fine day to be parlayin' like a proper scallawag, mateys! I for one, do get me jollies when I'm talkin' on the electric hornpipe, haarever, me former employers be for takin' a dim eye to me antics! Arrrr...

Gauge -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 12:10:02 AM)
Swab the poop deck. I am sorry. I am just not good at this. All I really wanted to do is say Swab the poop deck because it makes me giggle... kind of. DON'T JUDGE ME!

garyFLR -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 1:07:43 AM)
Hi MasterC! Shiver me timbers 'n give me a pint of grog, ya landlubber! Will that do you [:D]?

hlen5 -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 1:51:11 AM)
Ahoy all ye pirate lads and lasses! Have a fine pirate holiday! PS Anybody seen me eye patch? Arrgh!

PyrotheClown -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 3:43:14 AM)
What's a pirates favorite letter? RRRRrrrrrrrrr You'd think so,but he's actually in love with the C yes,it's ok to chuckle and groan at that one

jola37 -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 4:59:09 AM)
Arrr.... there's not a tar amongst them 'oo don't like their grog... Arrrr

tommonymous -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 7:15:57 AM)
Pirate Captain walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. Bartender says, "Hey! What's with the ship's wheel in your pants?" Pirate Captain says, "Yargh...it's drivin' me nuts!" Ahoy pirates and lubbers alike! A fine day 'tis fer talkin' th' best way we knows 'ow.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 7:26:31 AM)
Very funny ! [image]local://upfiles/1181434/0FBD4FB1AFEA412AAED93098858E35D1.jpg[/image]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 7:50:34 AM)
Aye! 'Tis a foin day fer findin' out who's with us er agin us. I'll keel-haul the first scurvey dog that's got aught to say about the day's festivities.

TNDommeK -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 10:11:15 AM)
Where's me booty? Aaaaarrrrr!

PeonForHer -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 10:46:27 AM)
You know probably nobody has ever spoken like that, ever? It was just Robert Newton's idea of 'Cornish' in the 1950s TV series 'The Adventures of Long John Silver'. Arrrgh, Jim lad.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 10:59:39 AM)
Arrr, don't be for bustin' me dreams, ya lubber. Arrr. So far, I' ha'ent been able ta use it overmuch, as I've been for havin' some business calls, and not all are as accomadatin' as ye are. Just remember ta keep a sharp eye out for them ninjas, swabbie, fer they be our mortal enemies...

tommonymous -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 10:59:41 AM)
'Tis hard news dearie, I'm sure. But havin' lost yer booty, no amount of pirate talkin' shall be bringin' it back. For that, ye'll have desperate need of a map. And lunges. Yargh...

tommonymous -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 11:01:09 AM)
The plank! The plank w' 'im!

PeonForHer -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 11:58:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Where's me booty? Aaaaarrrrr! At the bottom of your spine, K, probably. That's where booties are usually to be found. Well, they are in the UK, anyway. ;-)

Marc2b -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 12:02:46 PM)
quote: Where's me booty? Aaaaarrrrr! Arrrr, wench... you are the booty! Arrrrr.

PeonForHer -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 12:06:23 PM)
FR All of you should read 'The Pyrates', by George McDonald Fraser, if you can get a copy. It's really fun, but based on history. This is the guy who did the 'Flashman' books.

punisher440 -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 2:08:27 PM)
FR Pirate's Day...not just fer ye scurvy dogs....[8D] [image]local://upfiles/1191351/5BE85D87773C4F088C7CDCE4B1B8FAC6.jpg[/image]

hlen5 -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 3:24:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: punisher440 FR Pirate's Day...not just fer ye scurvy dogs....[8D] [image]local://upfiles/1191351/5BE85D87773C4F088C7CDCE4B1B8FAC6.jpg[/image] Looooooooove it! Arrr, I mean I be lovin' it........avast!! THAT be soundin' too commercial!! Arrr!! That be a fine pirate kitty!!

hlen5 -> RE: Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs... (9/19/2013 3:27:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR All of you should read 'The Pyrates', by George McDonald Fraser, if you can get a copy. It's really fun, but based on history. This is the guy who did the 'Flashman' books. This wench made a journey to Cinncinatti a few years ago fer a Museum exhibit "Real Pirates". It were a right treasure of info!!

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