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If They Married... - 7/1/2006 8:19:06 AM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Yoko Ono had married Sonny Bono, she would have been Yoko Ono Bono.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnine the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

Any others?

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RE: If They Married... - 7/2/2006 7:11:18 AM   
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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 1:10:48 PM   
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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 1:34:55 PM   
ScooterTrash


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Status: offline 		I knew a gal when I was in the Air Force named "Crystal Glass"...always wondered if she was breakable or if you had to keep a certain side up...lol.

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 6:25:30 PM   
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A client where I worked married a guy whose last name is "Cox".  Her first name is "Fawnda".

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 6:29:43 PM   
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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 6:46:57 PM   
SmokeyM


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What about when they married like Robyn Gibbins

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 8:16:30 PM   
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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 8:22:08 PM   
cuddleheart50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dgod

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader.....she would be  Ella Vader




Now thats funny!

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This ain't no mane game - 7/3/2006 9:26:50 PM   
ThatLilBrat


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Robin Graves ........ her brother's name is
Doug Graves


There mother had (let's just say) a weird sense of humor.

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 10:13:26 PM   
stef


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

I knew a gal when I was in the Air Force named "Crystal Glass"...always wondered if she was breakable or if you had to keep a certain side up...lol.

I know a woman whose first and middle names are Crystal and Lynn.  She married a man with the last name Glass but never took his last name because of the obvious reason.  Good thing I suppose since they've since gotten divorced. 

~stef

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 10:20:33 PM   
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So, caling roll was fun.
Fuck me Raw... Lay Me Ho....
*sigh*

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 10:48:02 PM   
SweetDommes


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Strawberry Fields
Candy Cane
Candy Corn
Merry Christmas
Dick Sizelove (people in the Indy area may have heard of this one ... he was the source of many jokes on the Bob and Tom show a few years back)

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RE: If They Married... - 7/3/2006 10:55:13 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		OK, my little brother wants in on this, but he is goingto post vicariously through me. He works with a man named Dick Pickles and a woman named Ima Cummin
And, so im reminded, I went to school witha  girl named Ima Hogg... whose middle name was RayJean
Ima Rayjean Hogg.... say it out loud.  Poor girl was the butt of SO many jokes...
whoa, I dont think I could do that to my children....

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RE: If They Married... - 7/4/2006 12:44:05 AM   
SweetDommes


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Status: offline 		Honestly, we were just talking about this very thing at work - mostly because one of the guys there (who is younger than I am, so I know that the muppets were around when he was born and named), is named Gonzo.

We also discussed bad initials, like:
B.E.D.
A.S.S.
L.S.D.

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RE: If They Married... - 7/4/2006 6:22:22 AM   
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Bernie Bush (fireman)
Richard Stretcher (think about it)
Terresa Green (Red roses too....)
Shaun O'hare (Skinhead)
Hao Hu Huai (So should be a journalist!)

and place names..
Turnham Green
Kensington Gore (A type of horror makeup)

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RE: If They Married... - 7/4/2006 6:47:07 AM   
feastie


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Status: offline 		There's a place in Arkansas called Toad Suck.  There's even a Toad Suck park.

Toad Suck???

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RE: If They Married... - 7/4/2006 9:24:15 AM   
SmokeyM


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Bever Creek.... there was no creek to be found.
Or how about Big Falls, which had no falls at all.. and Little Falls.. which and a large fall... kinda makes you wonder what they where thinking about..
 
~Smokey

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RE: If They Married... - 7/5/2006 4:31:18 PM   
MarksFantasyGirl


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When I was pregnant, i wanted to name a little girl Porche Lynn.... (and oh, what a DOLL she would have been!!  lol) but Brock wouldn't let me...

I wanted to do that b/c my dad wanted to name me Porche Carrera.... (that would have been the only way he could afford one! lol)

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RE: If They Married... - 7/5/2006 4:49:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie

There's a place in Arkansas called Toad Suck.  There's even a Toad Suck park.

Toad Suck???


ok as sad as this is I know the story behind this... Toad suck park is a place that old sailer fishermen used to go and get drunk they called the drinking "sucking back toad" or "sucking toad" I dont know why they felt this deemed nameing the park that but they did

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