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I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 5:58:24 PM

iamalamp

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I am a stand-up floor lamp, and pretty sexy for my age if I do say so myself. I replace my bulbs regularly so do not worry about having a "dim" night with me. I like leaving the lights on ;) I am a fucking goddamn actual lamp. If you would like to pay a transsexual lamp to go out and buy things I am the lamp for you. Even if not I am p hot once my bulb's been "plugged in" for a few hours or more. You can leave me plugged in for as long as you like as long as you're caring and make sure to change my bulbs and dust me once in a while. No dead bugs accepted; that's a hard limit. Thank you! :D (this is a metaphorical smilie because I cannot smile because I am a fucking lamp.)

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 5:59:59 PM

iamalamp

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Also my twin is in my profile pic but just ignore him he's a mega vanilla loser and also a goddamn lamp. :) (metaphorical again)

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 6:00:44 PM

NiceAnimal

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Err, hi. Lol.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 6:14:06 PM

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Your twin doesn't seem too bright.

Welcome and thank you for bringing a little 'light' discussion.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:01:41 PM

iamalamp

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I'm happy I could brighten your day seeing as I am an actual lamp and all.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:02:59 PM

ResidentSadist

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It's nice to finally see a lamp here. I like lamps, especially those exotic lamps. I used have a a poly thing going with two lava lamps and Tiffany lamp. One was a classic, the other more modern and the Tiffany could get bratty at times. Although the passion of it was hot and electrifying, eventual it grew dim. There were conflicts, they became competitive and tried to outshine each other. That burnt them out rather quickly, even though I tried make them understand how special they were and how it was their differences that made them a treasure . . . I just couldn't get through to them, it was like talking to a lamppost sometimes.

I read your profile and you seem like a fine lamp. You have aroused my interests. From your profile picture I can't tell if you are a long tall torchiere or a table lamp. Do you have a full body shot available? Also, it looks like you are rather attached to your twin, do you come as a pair? I am an experienced Master and I could really turn you both on and make you shine. I am sure you would get a charge out of me and I would restore that joyful glow currently missing from your twin. Looking forward to your reply.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:09:19 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: iamalamp

I am a stand-up floor lamp, and pretty sexy for my age if I do say so myself. I replace my bulbs regularly so do not worry about having a "dim" night with me. I like leaving the lights on ;) I am a fucking goddamn actual lamp. If you would like to pay a transsexual lamp to go out and buy things I am the lamp for you. Even if not I am p hot once my bulb's been "plugged in" for a few hours or more. You can leave me plugged in for as long as you like as long as you're caring and make sure to change my bulbs and dust me once in a while. No dead bugs accepted; that's a hard limit. Thank you! :D (this is a metaphorical smilie because I cannot smile because I am a fucking lamp.)

First, I'd like to congratulate you on a well-written, literate introduction. You have amazing skills, lamp or no.

Second, what is your opinion of findommes?

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:15:56 PM

ResidentSadist

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^ Hey now, I was trying to make some headway here. That's OK, I know how to handle a lamp.

Listen here lampypoo,
Don't talk to her, come with me because I would plug you in and take your switch between my fingers, twisting it until it turned you on. Once I get you turned on and you get all warmed up, I would screw your bulb until it gets too hot to handle. That's when I would grab you firmly by the base of your cord and pull it firmly but ever so slowly . . . until you started blinking. Oh yeah baby, I know how to treat a lamp.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:39:46 PM

Toysinbabeland

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Brighten up....don't look so shady.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 7:45:03 PM

CatBBW

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You light up my life, lamp *hearts*

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/25/2013 10:14:32 PM

MasterCaneman

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Hello and welcome. I for one am so glad you could throw some light on the underrepresented fraction of non-human kinksters out there. It's illuminating that you'd come out of the shadows to represent the inanimate objects that surround us unknowing meatbags. It gives me a warm glow to welcome you here. Just one thing.

See that ceiling fan up there?

Don't even think of touching it. She's mine.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 4:50:02 AM

Rasciallymisty

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LOL great intro, thanks for lighting up the room with it. It nice to have you join us here maybe you can rub off on the not so bright ones around here and help those that shine brightly...shine even more.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 5:21:30 AM

ChatteParfaitt

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Welcome to the discussion side, lampypoo.

<que 'you light up my life'>

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 5:27:58 AM

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FR

I am a camera.

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 6:36:00 AM

tommonymous

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Hey, how about a pic or two of your cord? Nothing trashy, mind, just something to spark the old imaginarium...

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 11:14:40 AM

MistressDarkArt

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Welcome, lamp! May I ask if you're only AC, or do you operate on DC too?

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 4:28:46 PM

lilcracker

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A true lamp would welcome dead bugs...just saying

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 7:28:03 PM

OsideGirl

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Fluorescent or incandescent?

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/26/2013 8:21:11 PM

Hillwilliam

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I'm really surprised that no one has asked the obvious question about 3-way......................... bulbs

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RE: I am a lamp - 9/27/2013 8:20:23 AM

garyFLR

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& don't hide yourself under a bushel!

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