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To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have become... - 9/26/2013 1:07:51 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		That's right, at exactly 1:43 CST, I received a flu shot.

1) It was from a single dose sealed shot.

2) It was a clear liquid, with no RFID chips floating in it.

3) I feel no strange compulsion to proclaim the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati.

I did notice very little pain at the injection site, and considering the fact that the nurse had trouble finding the injection site for the band aid....

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:08:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		check for new technologies in anal probing while receiving a distracting shot in the arm. They are out there.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:10:40 PM   
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check for new technologies in anal probing while receiving a distracting shot in the arm. They are out there.


I remained seated the entire time. But then I was distracted by the vvgl nurse with the perfect bosom to be concerned.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:11:35 PM   
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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:11:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Aha, so they already have THAT technology. More advanced than I first thought.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:15:46 PM   
jlf1961


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vvgl nurse? Vaso-vagal?




vvgl - Very Very Good Looking,

long red hair, 5'11" maybe 125, 36 D, 24 34 to 36 hips. Cute teal scrubs with a lower than usual neckline.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 1:37:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

vvgl nurse? Vaso-vagal?




vvgl - Very Very Good Looking,

long red hair, 5'11" maybe 125, 36 D, 24 34 to 36 hips. Cute teal scrubs with a lower than usual neckline.


And that wasn't a tip-off that there is a conspiracy?

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 2:44:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hehe - are you saying that the average nurse isn't vvgl?

Well, actually, you're right. Most of us are very average - but if you tribute me enough, i'll tell you the source of the conspiracy.............................

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 3:40:14 PM   
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Hehe - are you saying that the average nurse isn't vvgl?

Well, actually, you're right. Most of us are very average - but if you tribute me enough, i'll tell you the source of the conspiracy.............................


Not at all... it is just from his posts, the OP has a definite type and the nurse he described was exactly his type.


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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 5:03:09 PM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

vvgl nurse? Vaso-vagal?




vvgl - Very Very Good Looking,

long red hair, 5'11" maybe 125, 36 D, 24 34 to 36 hips. Cute teal scrubs with a lower than usual neckline.


And that wasn't a tip-off that there is a conspiracy?



Actually, if she had flirted with me, told me I was goodlooking, that would have been a tip off of a conspiracy.

My doctor is definitely involved in a conspiracy with my family. Since my physical back in March, my cholesterol has come down 40 points, he wants it another 25 points lower.

To this end, I was lectured on fried foods, fast foods, red meat, and tex-mex cuisine.

I have cut down on fried foods quite a bit. Fast foods are maybe once a week, and tex mex is two, maybe three times a month. I do a lot of stir fries, if I "fry" anything, it is probably using 2 or 3 tablespoons of oil. I prefer to steam veggies rather than boil them to mush.

I walk two miles a day, sometimes more. In fact this morning Kera and I took a three mile walk at 630.

So I am waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 5:43:02 PM   
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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 5:59:09 PM   
jlf1961


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I got mine on Monday.


The only reason I got a flu shot is because of my great nephew Damian. Last January he was in the hospital a few days for asthma. So I got a flu shot last year (nothing happened to me then) and this year.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 7:01:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

That's right, at exactly 1:43 CST, I received a flu shot....

3) I feel no strange compulsion to proclaim the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati.

It's too soon to tell.

K.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 7:44:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Crap, they've got ahold of jlf1961. I guess the rest of us are on our own.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 8:27:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

I got mine on Monday.


The only reason I got a flu shot is because of my great nephew Damian. Last January he was in the hospital a few days for asthma. So I got a flu shot last year (nothing happened to me then) and this year.

My immune system is compromised by the kidney failure. A flu shot is very heavily encouraged by my doctors.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 8:56:23 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I need to get mine. I skipped it about 7 years ago and got the flu instead. Two solid weeks of being weak as a kitten. And the worst was after I recovered and having to get the house back in order. Laundry, dishes, no groceries, trash! I'd rather risk a world conspiracy then have to deal with that again.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/26/2013 10:57:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Proclaiming the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati comes later. The 1st stage is the compulsion to start threads on the internet.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/27/2013 2:51:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

That's right, at exactly 1:43 CST, I received a flu shot.

1) It was from a single dose sealed shot.

2) It was a clear liquid, with no RFID chips floating in it.

3) I feel no strange compulsion to proclaim the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati.

I did notice very little pain at the injection site, and considering the fact that the nurse had trouble finding the injection site for the band aid....


They're coming for you man.....you just don't know it.

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/27/2013 5:56:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Proclaiming the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati comes later. The 1st stage is the compulsion to start threads on the internet.

I've already started my "jlf" log book to track his upcoming posting habits but it really would have helped if they had tagged him.

Shit! Did I say that out loud?

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RE: To disprove the foil hat crowd, I once more have be... - 9/27/2013 6:18:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I get my shot on the 2nd as well as a shingles shot. Have to get new scribes for pain killers and see if my lower back is getting worse. Getting up at 5 in the morning to dope myself up is not good.

Will also mention the skin infections I have been getting (flabby skin rubbing against each other).

Good news...I won 2 blue ribbons this year! A prayer shawl for my cousin (her son died a few weeks ago) and a round ripple baby afghan. Now if there is a family member somewhere having a baby...

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