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jlf1961 -> Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 6:26:52 PM)

After talking to a friend of mine today who happens to be a structural engineer and architect, I have to ask the following:

Does anyone happen to have 1.5 million pounds of granite blocks laying around?

I also need 150000 linear feet of wooden beams and posts. They have to be a minimum of 20 inches square.

Finally I will need someone that can make private use wind turbines look like something out of victorian era.



littleone14 -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 7:00:39 PM)

I'm cleaning out my garage his week. If I run across any, I'll let you know......



MasterCaneman -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 8:58:15 PM)

FR, I actually know a concern here that can supply the granite for you. The delivery costs would be a doozy from NY to Texas, but it's here. Just give me dimensions and cut grade and I'll hook ya up. Seriously.



RottenJohnny -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 9:44:01 PM)


JLF Flu Shot Log:
Stardate: 9-29-2013, 12:32 am

Recently "jlf" received his government approved flu shot and was sure he was safe from any mind altering effects saying that he felt "no strange compulsion to proclaim the benefits of the NWO, or the glory of the Illuminati". However, it now appears he may be in the process of constructing a replica of a Victorian era Masonic temple.

It appears "they" may have been successful in inserting the nano-tag into his flu shot after all. Continued investigation is recommended.



jlf1961 -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 9:52:10 PM)

Actually, the above listed items are the building materials for the ultimate man cave/ home.

I am figuring a steampunk version of Dracula's Castle. What would be cool is if I could create a permanent localized thunderstorm and find an landscaper that can get native texas oak trees to take on the cliche spooky look.



RottenJohnny -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 10:21:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Actually, the above listed items are the building materials for the ultimate man cave/ home.

I am figuring a steampunk version of Dracula's Castle. What would be cool is if I could create a permanent localized thunderstorm and find an landscaper that can get native texas oak trees to take on the cliche spooky look.

Sweet! Got all your old Black Sabbath vinyl laying around there somewhere too?



jlf1961 -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 10:28:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Actually, the above listed items are the building materials for the ultimate man cave/ home.

I am figuring a steampunk version of Dracula's Castle. What would be cool is if I could create a permanent localized thunderstorm and find an landscaper that can get native texas oak trees to take on the cliche spooky look.

Sweet! Got all your old Black Sabbath vinyl laying around there somewhere too?


Some time ago I transferred my black sabbath collection to digital format, along with a considerable amount of heavy metal from the days of my youth so that I have a very good collection. Although it is not Black Sabbath, one of my favorites is Veterans of the Psychic Wars.



RottenJohnny -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 10:56:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Some time ago I transferred my black sabbath collection to digital format, along with a considerable amount of heavy metal from the days of my youth so that I have a very good collection. Although it is not Black Sabbath, one of my favorites is Veterans of the Psychic Wars.

BOC...I'm right there with ya'. If only kids knew how screwed they were getting by listening to the crap they pass off as music these days. It's a shame.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/28/2013 11:32:46 PM)

Lizard is bombarded by music every Saturday night...if by Bo, it is classic rock and roll, if by me, heavy metal.

I never know what she has on her phone....



PyrotheClown -> RE: Just in case anyone has.... (9/29/2013 2:40:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Actually, the above listed items are the building materials for the ultimate man cave/ home.

I am figuring a steampunk version of Dracula's Castle. What would be cool is if I could create a permanent localized thunderstorm and find an landscaper that can get native texas oak trees to take on the cliche spooky look.

My idea for an ultimate man cave consisted of burying a complex of steal reinforced shipping containers below ground,and having the entrance disguised as a single airstream trailer in the middle of the desert


oh,and steam punk?haha get it...steam punk....never mind



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