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jlf1961 -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 6:18:59 AM)
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Alright, here is my list for defending my favorite bar (we dont have pubs in this town.)
1) Graboids, high explosives (unless we know a good bit before hand, then just build the bar over a dirt filled underground box made of 3 foot thick reinforced concrete, graboids cant dig through that.)
2) Screamers- GE mini guns, or a barrier that wont let them sense infrared emissions. This would also defend against zombies.
3) Butt Blasters- vulcan style anti aircraft guns.
4) Brits- non-violent systems, Jumbo trons showing 24 hours of British comedy, and fans blowing the aroma of American Whiskey in their faces.
5) Canadians- During the summer here, no problem, they would not be acclimatized to the heat, for the winter, use the aroma of cooking grits (this will keep yankees away too)
6) Extraterrestrials- These defenses have to be tailored to the species
Felines (Kzinti) simply use industrial sized catnip projectors
Vulcans- speakers blasting standard human female versions of logic
Klingons- vats of blood wine
those are off the top of my head.
7) Conservatives- Sound bites of radical liberal speeches.
8) Liberals (for the conservatives on the board) A wall of NRA posters
9) Feminists- Jumbotron showing Gloria Steinem speaches.
10) Wives with "honey do" lists- holodeck inspired decoy bar above ground with the real bar underground.
There are other defenses against other attackers, but you get my drift.
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