Hi I'm Captain of Uranus
I just got on here and think it is a very cool site. I'm a straight male dom looking to become a master one day. I'm pretty easy going, don't take things too seriously and thus hard to piss off. Life is too short for bullshit, so I generally leave it all lie there to become fertilizer. I realize the previous statement doesn't make too much sense, however when trying to be funny on the fly one can't be too picky.
I am 6'2", 220lbs, Brn/Grn, fairly active and not much for small talk, (never have been). Once I get to know a person I tend to be a bit more verbatious. I have been told that I'm good looking, (but what are they going to say when I got a whip in my hand?). And, I have been reassured frequently that "size does not matter"... I have heard this over and over and over again... What a relief! ... I'm kidding; I'm packin a freakin mallet down there!... Okay more of a ball peen hammer maybe. But, anyway I digress, I live in Portland, OR and love it... I guess I should just put this all on my Bio huh...
Anyways, nice to be here and I look forward to meeting some new people; some to talk to, and with a little luck, maybe some to torture to tears!
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