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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Does getting married qualify?

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ORIGINAL: eulero83

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Does getting married qualify?

probably after the first time... yes

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ORIGINAL: DomKen

Funny answer: Peeing on a cops shoes

Serious answer: Ignoring that stabbing pain in my back for a week.

To dcnovice, I hope things are improving. I know being sick sucks but hang in there.

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ORIGINAL: TigressLily


Gosh, there are so many. Let me count the ways. . . .

One of the most embarrassing was when I was returning from a visit to my aunt & uncle's down in Florida while on summer vacation before starting high school. There wasn't another train to D.C. for two days, and my boyfriend & I were missing one another dreadfully. So not knowing any better, that I wouldn't get back much sooner had I waited, I took a Greyhound bus by myself for the first time. Horrible, wretched olfactory experience that I swore I would never do again.

Long story short, I fell asleep in my seat for a few hours. When I awoke, I became aware that somehow my head had fallen to rest on some strange man's jeaned thigh. He must have had long legs because I have no idea how this happened. I could have died from embarrassment, I didn't even say excuse me. I sat there the rest of that leg (no pun intended) of the ride in utter silence, hoping this nameless, faceless man wouldn't speak to me of it. Later I wondered why he hadn't said anything and must have been motionless the entire time so as to not awaken me.

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Does getting married qualify?

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ORIGINAL: Kana

Not my move but true.
I was with a friend one night when I was a kid driving home from a bar after a night of imbibing and he got pulled over. Not a good deal because we were both hammered.So the cop comes up to the window,he rolls it down and it's this hot ass female cop, who does what all cops do,"License and registration."
To which my buddy replies, "I guess a blow job is out of the question then?"

Yeah,that was so not the thing to say. He made it worse a minute later when she told him to get out and walk a straight line (For some wild reason she suspected he may have been drinking), to which he responded, "Walk? Shit lady, if I could walk I wouldn't be driving."

Needless to say we didn't make it home that night

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

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ORIGINAL: eulero83

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Does getting married qualify?

probably after the first time... yes

I've only been married once. Almost did it a second time, but she walked out on me after I was seriously injured in a car accident.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I suspect I could help you understand his response.