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NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: an open discussion (10/5/2013 9:28:34 PM)

totally different style question, RE your username, which has "Erin" in it:

does this mean if I asked you if you'd ever seen Tommy Tiernan live or "gone sleazy" at Bad Bob's?




myotherself -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 12:20:21 AM)

~FR~

A year or two back I was having trouble with my profile here on collarchat. It wouldn't let me log in, so while the problems were being sorted behind the scenes I created a sock account. It was very obviously a sock, and I even told people in my profile that it was a second account because of problems with my main account.

Anyhow, it came up on the 'fresh meat' rolling list of fap. I got a message from some dude telling me that he'd heard others saying that my profile was a fake.

I immediately felt some fun coming on [:D] Horn-dogs don't tend to bother reading profiles. (Actually, I think the constant masturbation has affected their eyesight - yeah, the old wives' tales are true - and they skipped over the text completely.)

I spent a fun couple of days playing the naive newbie while the dude tried to convince me that I needed to get on cam and get my kit off. He eventually got frustrated, so I started to get the nasty messages from 'other' dudes, all with the same abuse of punctuation and inability to spell simple words...like my username [:D]

I started playing one profile off against the other, to the point that the OP had to switch accounts so quickly to respond to me that he kept forgetting who he was supposed to be.

It was possibly my most amusing sunday afternoon on collarchat ever!




CatBBW -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 3:40:36 AM)

FR

I'm relatively new, and while I've not had any threads about me (yet, lol) I've been called a fake a few times by message. Surely if I was a fake, I would have chosen pics of some random size 0 model to entice people with my beautiful fakery, rather than the pics of the real size 32 Me?

*shrugs* The ones who think I'm/your fake aren't worth bothering with.





Toysinbabeland -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 7:27:24 AM)

I get that I'm fake /a guy, all the time because I wrote my age was 99-
I don't care what people think.
Obviously people don't always read a profile throughout.
Let it go.




PeonForHer -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 7:32:31 AM)

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Please be aware that calling new female members fake is a common ploy by some to get a free cam show. They will often say there is a thread or people are talking in the chatroom, both of which aren't really true.


Hey, Rho, do women ever do that to men? Just wondering. I reckon I could do a truly nightmarish cam if push came to shove. [;)]




DesFIP -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 8:19:57 AM)

There was no thread about you.
And all the 'other people' sending you messages? All sock puppets for the first guy who wanted you to cam naked for him.

What's going on is that you're on the new users list and will be till a month after you joined the site. So all the guys trolling for fresh meat are coming across you. Many new users hide their profile for 30 days to avoid this. You can still come on the boards if you're hidden, you can write to other people and they can reply to you, but you won't show up in the list of new users on the other side. Just a suggestion.




MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 8:30:37 AM)

Not entirely sure what you are asking, but if you are saying her name is specifically MALE, you're wrong.

Wikipedia-Derived from Eirinn, old Irish for Ireland (or "From Ireland") As a given name, Erin is used for both sexes, although, given its origins (According to Irish mythology and folklore, the name was originally given to the island by the Milesians after the goddess Ériu), it is principally used as a feminine forename. It first became a popular given name in the United States.[3] Erin is also a name for Ireland in Welsh, and is one of the 20 most popular girls' names in Wales.[5]


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ORIGINAL: NoBimbosAllowed

totally different style question, RE your username, which has "Erin" in it:

does this mean if I asked you if you'd ever seen Tommy Tiernan live or "gone sleazy" at Bad Bob's?





TigressLily -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 9:14:54 AM)


Hey Peon, I want in on that spectator action. You do list yourself as 89 I've heard, don't you? Prove it. For all we know, you could actually be a 23-yr-old girl. Girl, not gurl.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Hey, Rho, do women ever do that to men? Just wondering. I reckon I could do a truly nightmarish cam if push came to shove. [;)]


P.S. Although I don't know how these cam features work on my new pc and would require my teenager's assistance, which would be uncool. Scratch that idea.

P.P.S. jlf1961, I'm beginning to suspect one of my cats is in on this Felus Catus conspiracy you've uncovered. The male one who has a fruit fetish. You heard right. Fruit--melons top the list, although he won't leave me alone when I rub on cocoa butter lotion. Love your post, btw.


_____________________________

* * * Not A Fetish/Kink Delivery System * * *

{Edited for imbedded quoting}




VideoAdminRho -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 9:34:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ErinsEroticYouth

there was a real thread, i got several nasty messages from users about it. It wasnt a trick.
Erin, I've searched our pulled threads and I don't find any post that contains your screen name. Did you actually see this thread with your own eyes?




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 4:46:47 PM)

The place to find somebody local to you is in your local BDSM community. The best way to find your local community, go to your FetLife profile can click on the link just below your screen name that says, "Charleston". Scroll down to "Upcoming Events" in Charleston and go to as many of them which appeal to you that you can. For your age, I would recommend particularly that you try TNG events.




Lucylastic -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 5:26:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: ErinsEroticYouth

Hello everyone

recently, a thread was started about me, saying I was fake, underaged, or an old man. Im newer to the site, but have met so many wonderful people already.

So im here to clear up any confusion. I am 19. i have a cam for anyone who needs proof that i am who i say i am. i have a facebook,and a Fetlife. [contact info removed by moderator]
my skype is also [contact info removed by moderator].

I really am looking for a Dom in my area, and this slander went way out of hand. If you want to chat via cam tonight to clear ip confusion ONLY, i am glad to do that tonight. I Will be online all night

good luck everybody.



I am sorry, but a cam wont cut it.

I need the following:

1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)

2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)

3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.

4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.

5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)

6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.

7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.

8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.

9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.

10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.

FYI, I am a real sarcastic bastard at times.

Welcome to the boards, the site, and if there is anything I can do for you, as long as you are not a part of the Felus Catus conspiracy, feel free to contact me.



Im saving this Jeff, for posterity and to ward off eeeebil morons
thankyou




jlf1961 -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 6:00:37 PM)

No problems lucy




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 8:00:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

Not entirely sure what you are asking, but if you are saying her name is specifically MALE, you're wrong.

Wikipedia-Derived from Eirinn, old Irish for Ireland (or "From Ireland") As a given name, Erin is used for both sexes, although, given its origins (According to Irish mythology and folklore, the name was originally given to the island by the Milesians after the goddess Ériu), it is principally used as a feminine forename. It first became a popular given name in the United States.[3] Erin is also a name for Ireland in Welsh, and is one of the 20 most popular girls' names in Wales.[5]


quote:

ORIGINAL: NoBimbosAllowed


totally different style question, RE your username, which has "Erin" in it:

does this mean if I asked you if you'd ever seen Tommy Tiernan live or "gone sleazy" at Bad Bob's?





actually, YOU'RE the one who is specifically wrong and completely, craptastically jumped the gun, there. I Considering I was hired by a Hugo and Nebula Award winning author on the basis of what I've known about Eriu's magnificent tapestry of history ranging from Neothilic times to now, I reckon I have a bit more to offer here than some dimwitted app of wikipedia's cursory limitation of what is termed "Irish".

And if YOU knew anything about "Bad Bob's", you'd know that in DUBLIN, it's been a club, often for kinky people and particularly for women who don't 'fit in' within commonplace society.

and by the way, the LAST sources you want to entrust your opinion and the houses of cards it rests upon would be the nerd-burglars at wikipedia. Before you snark, crack open a REAL book, and put down the iPhone for god's sake.

In fact I had my hand vigourously shook by the LEADER of the Republic of Eire at an international academic event in gratitude for presenting hand-done work in honour of the ancestors (including my own) who FORMED the bloody first Counties of Ireland.

Ditch your app-wankage, toots. grab some dead-tree tech instead.




ErinsEroticYouth -> RE: an open discussion (10/7/2013 8:35:28 PM)

All of these messages were extremely helpful. really. I feel a lot better about the situation

I never had this issue when I was using Fetlife. Everyone there was very attractive, and there were more people from my area :/ I just thought I'd give something new a try, and I got whacked with the worst of the internet.




DarkSteven -> RE: an open discussion (10/7/2013 9:02:00 PM)

Glad to hear it, Erin. Collarme has a few features, such as displaying newly joined members and a very effective search engine, that make it easy for wankers to identify sub women, and hassle them.

The plus side is that we have some pretty nifty forums here.




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: an open discussion (10/7/2013 11:09:34 PM)

and Erin has a lovely userpic and RAWKS those glasses. And she chose to match the hairstyle with the glasses, exhibiting a distinct sense of style.




Apocalypso -> RE: an open discussion (10/8/2013 5:03:17 AM)

For future reference, the correct response to people calling you fake is:

"Feel free to fuck off then"

not

"I can cam if you don't believe me".

YHBT. HAND.




jlf1961 -> RE: an open discussion (10/8/2013 5:06:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Apocalypso

For future reference, the correct response to people calling you fake is:

"Feel free to fuck off then"

not

"I can cam if you don't believe me".

YHBT. HAND.



See my post here. It proves you are not a fake, an alien etc. Solves all problems.




Apocalypso -> RE: an open discussion (10/8/2013 5:11:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
See my post here. It proves you are not a fake, an alien etc. Solves all problems.

How do we know YOU aren't a fake?!

PICS OR GTFO.




jlf1961 -> RE: an open discussion (10/8/2013 5:56:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Apocalypso


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
See my post here. It proves you are not a fake, an alien etc. Solves all problems.

How do we know YOU aren't a fake?!

PICS OR GTFO.


Would a fake post a pic as ugly as the one I have for an avatar?




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