Lucylastic -> RE: an open discussion (10/6/2013 5:26:22 PM)
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ORIGINAL: ErinsEroticYouth Hello everyone recently, a thread was started about me, saying I was fake, underaged, or an old man. Im newer to the site, but have met so many wonderful people already. So im here to clear up any confusion. I am 19. i have a cam for anyone who needs proof that i am who i say i am. i have a facebook,and a Fetlife. [contact info removed by moderator] my skype is also [contact info removed by moderator]. I really am looking for a Dom in my area, and this slander went way out of hand. If you want to chat via cam tonight to clear ip confusion ONLY, i am glad to do that tonight. I Will be online all night good luck everybody. I am sorry, but a cam wont cut it. I need the following: 1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.) 2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus) 3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android. 4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons. 5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings) 6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock. 7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead. 8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am. 9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc. 10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes. FYI, I am a real sarcastic bastard at times. Welcome to the boards, the site, and if there is anything I can do for you, as long as you are not a part of the Felus Catus conspiracy, feel free to contact me. Im saving this Jeff, for posterity and to ward off eeeebil morons thankyou
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