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Lucylastic -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/11/2013 8:11:15 PM)
Stool pigeon!

garyFLR -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 10:39:11 AM)
A favourite turd? It has to be a real crowd pleaser, one where you can invite your friends round to admire it [:D]! There's the ghost shit where you look in the bowl... & it's not there, ooooh spooky [:D]! My CM reputation has just gone down the pan. (Pun intended) [:D].

hlen5 -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 2:14:03 PM)
One of my fave euphemisms for pooping is "to go pinch a loaf". Disgusting, yet funny!

PeonForHer -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 4:36:09 PM)
There are lots of euphemisms here in the UK for pooping and the results of it, as you might imagine for a nation that's pretty much obsessed by the whole toiletry thing. 'Choking the turtle' for stopping a crapping-procedure in mid-flow, for instance.

tommonymous -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 4:48:09 PM)
I proposed with a coprolite stone once. We weren't engaged. Her response was, "How much did you pay for this bloody piece of shit?!"

ResidentSadist -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 4:53:40 PM)
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dcnovice -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/12/2013 5:01:50 PM)
Interesting chart! My term for the first item is "feces McNuggets."

hlen5 -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 12:15:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Interesting chart! My term for the first item is "feces McNuggets." lolololol!!

garyFLR -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 1:21:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 One of my fave euphemisms for pooping is "to go pinch a loaf". Disgusting, yet funny! How about 'dropping the kids off at the pool' & 'dropping a dogs egg'? There's a 'brown trout' in there somewhere, I'm sure [:)]. God, my CM credibility rating's just tanked again, hasn't it [:(]?

KYsissy -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 2:12:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: garyFLR quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 One of my fave euphemisms for pooping is "to go pinch a loaf". Disgusting, yet funny! How about 'dropping the kids off at the pool' & 'dropping a dogs egg'? There's a 'brown trout' in there somewhere, I'm sure [:)]. God, my CM credibility rating's just tanked again, hasn't it [:(]? Laying cable.

ResidentSadist -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 8:11:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 A favourite turd Peon ? ..... As the saying goes, "same shit different day" except for that one time in the States when I ate Guacamole. I was green but not with envy. The people I was staying with died laughing when I told them I needed to go to hospital and explained why. [:)] I drank over a gallon of this bright blue sports drink while working outside in the Florida sun. Later, I almost fell over when I saw bright green turds. Never drank that shit again.

hlen5 -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 9:52:49 PM)
Unless it's an honest to goodness blueberry, Hlen5 doesn't consume blue food or drink! It's just wrong!

slavekate80 -> RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? Not a gun control thread. (10/13/2013 11:26:27 PM)
My worst poop fright was after I ate beets for the first time. I was worried I had lower GI bleeding, and then I remembered the beets.

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