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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/11/2013 8:11:15 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 10:39:11 AM   
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It has to be a real crowd pleaser, one where you can invite your friends round to admire it !

There's the ghost shit where you look in the bowl... & it's not there, ooooh spooky !

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 2:14:03 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 4:36:09 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 4:48:09 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 4:53:40 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/12/2013 5:01:50 PM   
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My term for the first item is "feces McNuggets."

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 12:15:11 PM   
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Interesting chart!

My term for the first item is "feces McNuggets."



lolololol!!


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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 1:21:17 PM   
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One of my fave euphemisms for pooping is "to go pinch a loaf". Disgusting, yet funny!


How about 'dropping the kids off at the pool' & 'dropping a dogs egg'?

There's a 'brown trout' in there somewhere, I'm sure .

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 2:12:57 PM   
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One of my fave euphemisms for pooping is "to go pinch a loaf". Disgusting, yet funny!


How about 'dropping the kids off at the pool' & 'dropping a dogs egg'?

There's a 'brown trout' in there somewhere, I'm sure .

God, my CM credibility rating's just tanked again, hasn't it ?



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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 8:11:10 PM   
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A favourite turd Peon ? ..... As the saying goes, "same shit different day" except for that one time in the States when I ate Guacamole. I was green but not with envy.

The people I was staying with died laughing when I told them I needed to go to hospital and explained why.

I drank over a gallon of this bright blue sports drink while working outside in the Florida sun. Later, I almost fell over when I saw bright green turds. Never drank that shit again.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 9:52:49 PM   
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/13/2013 11:26:27 PM   
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