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LookieNoNookie -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/13/2013 4:41:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

5:00 AM? They make an hour that small?

The only reason to get up at 5:00 AM is if you are going to get pissed off enough to shoot some food. When I do get up that early I shoot some food and then go right back to bed.

Also, if you call at an hour like that, somebody better be dying or someone will be dying.


I have found that between 5:45AM and 7 there seems to be no traffic on the road around here. You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north.

And instead of coming out of their driveways and going to the freeway, they tear ass down country roads at 60 and 70 miles an hour, at the same time the school buses are traveling the same roads at 40 miles per hour. I figure in the near future we will make the national news when some freaking yuppie rear ends a school bus.


Jlf....there was a guy some while back (just prior to your buying your place) that said..."You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north."




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/13/2013 4:51:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

5:00 AM? They make an hour that small?

The only reason to get up at 5:00 AM is if you are going to get pissed off enough to shoot some food. When I do get up that early I shoot some food and then go right back to bed.

Also, if you call at an hour like that, somebody better be dying or someone will be dying.


I get up every day at 4:00 a.m. I used to sleep (in my 20's) until about 8:00 a.m. (had evening employment), but even then, my bedtime was about 1:00 a.m. or so, so 8 was "getting up early", in my late 30's it became apparent to me that all the successful people I knew were generally at their desks at 7:00 a.m., so I figured 6 was a good plan.

I was wrong.

5 is better :)




jlf1961 -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/13/2013 5:14:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

5:00 AM? They make an hour that small?

The only reason to get up at 5:00 AM is if you are going to get pissed off enough to shoot some food. When I do get up that early I shoot some food and then go right back to bed.

Also, if you call at an hour like that, somebody better be dying or someone will be dying.


I have found that between 5:45AM and 7 there seems to be no traffic on the road around here. You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north.

And instead of coming out of their driveways and going to the freeway, they tear ass down country roads at 60 and 70 miles an hour, at the same time the school buses are traveling the same roads at 40 miles per hour. I figure in the near future we will make the national news when some freaking yuppie rear ends a school bus.


Jlf....there was a guy some while back (just prior to your buying your place) that said..."You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north."



The subdivisions went in after I bought this place. That is what prompted the beginning of my plot to take over the planet.




Kirasen -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/14/2013 4:19:23 AM)

1. When did love go from such a meaningful word to a almost over used wretch of a word? Pretty much sounding meaningless, and is just one rank higher than saying like...

2. Why is it seen as childish to say something like "I believe in you" or "we can help you, cause we're friends"?

3. Why aren't there little remote controls that give people the ability to mute other people??? Like little crying kids in grocery stores, I'm sorry if thats rude but after a certain amount of time it gets to you.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/14/2013 6:45:27 AM)

...Why aren't there little remote controls that give people the ability to mute other people??? Like little crying kids in grocery stores, I'm sorry if thats rude but after a certain amount of time it gets to you...

When I was watching my friend's kids (three boys) while I was healing up, I seriously wanted a "NAP" and "OBEY" button on the remote control. Those little monsters earned the nickname "Wildmen" for a reason. [;)]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/14/2013 5:39:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

5:00 AM? They make an hour that small?

The only reason to get up at 5:00 AM is if you are going to get pissed off enough to shoot some food. When I do get up that early I shoot some food and then go right back to bed.

Also, if you call at an hour like that, somebody better be dying or someone will be dying.


I have found that between 5:45AM and 7 there seems to be no traffic on the road around here. You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north.

And instead of coming out of their driveways and going to the freeway, they tear ass down country roads at 60 and 70 miles an hour, at the same time the school buses are traveling the same roads at 40 miles per hour. I figure in the near future we will make the national news when some freaking yuppie rear ends a school bus.


Jlf....there was a guy some while back (just prior to your buying your place) that said..."You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north."



The subdivisions went in after I bought this place. That is what prompted the beginning of my plot to take over the planet.


I actually devised a plan for that back in the late 70's...send me a PDF, I'll let you know if we converge anywhere.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Questions I want answers to (10/14/2013 5:43:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

...Why aren't there little remote controls that give people the ability to mute other people??? Like little crying kids in grocery stores, I'm sorry if thats rude but after a certain amount of time it gets to you...

When I was watching my friend's kids (three boys) while I was healing up, I seriously wanted a "NAP" and "OBEY" button on the remote control. Those little monsters earned the nickname "Wildmen" for a reason. [;)]


But....there's something magical about kids...and all their wailing.

For me....when I'm flying....I'll move from the front just to alleviate someone else's agony...they can have my comfy seat....I've never understood (some) people's angst.




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